#jointfoot

god i become extremely dehydrated even drinking literal gallons of water because my temperature rises to like a high fever, i get super agitated and nervous but talkative at the same time, food is disgusting to even think about much less smell or taste and i usually dry heave for like 15-20 min after eating anything including liquid, and as a nice little bonus it acts as a 6-hour diuretic-laxative combo and every time i’m just like “if i would not literally die without a job i would never ever do this again” i always just considered these side effects like pretty average like yep that’s basically fight or flight in a pill, that’s how it feels when you have to run for your life suddenly but just for like hours on end i guess

we both get to live

i might have but i am too lazy to dig for the time where i might have so heres some babie wormies!!!!!!!!!!!Canary is a strange hybrid case so I wouldn’t attribute anything abt their conception as typical. It is common for baby worms to adopt features of their parents, but this does not normally show until after the worms have eaten something. at first, all hydragora worms just look like little tiny (usually pale pink, or white/translucent with prominent veins) wormies and then fluffy wormies. then when they go thru their first cocoon/metamorphosis (usually after eating something) thats when they’ll change/evolve their bodies and usually naturally show the qualities they inherited from their parents + also their new prey they ate. (for reference, worms gotta go through this at least once before ever turning into a humanoid-ish stage. so usually its baby -> fluffy wormie -> first metamorph -> new worm form (like baby paper bunny form) -> eat a huyman nyum nyum -> badass epic humanoid form.) (worms also generally have 2 major forms they alternate btwn after they go thru their first cocoon stage. 1 is the “big fluffy aeschylus worm” and the other is more of a “disguise” form) (this obvs is gonna be part of a larger topic at some point but imma save that for later in the comic) (and im sleepy) (zzz) Canary also was a live birth, sorta..like a human child would be-- which is extra freaky and probably no other worm besides crimson was made this way. So canary, without needing to go thru a cocoon stage, was already born with physical qualities of both his parents. if i painted baby canary realistically im sure it would be truly ..nightmareish but just look @ the silly doodle instead and you can get the picture. canary also just naturally got older as time went on, rather than eating things/going thru pod stages. very odd....i wonder if that means ...canary is not done growing...? hmmnn...

why are you wrong

you.

oh i deadass refuse to leave the house by myself except for small things like taking out the trash this is just how i act about leaving the house with company lmfao

fuck. fuck. i love it. forbeeden

i'd give it a full-on viking funeral if i could tbh