#join hydra

Hello my fellow Hydra people. I have a doubt which I’m gonna present to you all.

As you may or may not have noticed, I use particular hashtags for particular posts...

#our asset - for Bucky Barnes aka the Winter Soldier aka OUR ASSET

#hydra is memelord - for memes in general

#red skull our lord and savior - for Red Skull!

#ward is hydra - for agent Grant Ward

#askhydra (which I need to update) - from the asks I receive

Usually Agents of Shield stays under its own hashtag, and lately it’s Agents of Hydra.

I’d like to have hashtags for Crossbones and Madame Hydra too, and one for my personal posts. Any ideas?

Somebody give this man a bowlcut

Very VERY proud of my agents! We are 2 hundred, Hydra is growing stronger, and soon we’ll have more SHIELD to go against.

We recommend you follow winter-is-ending, cyberinfection​, stucky-official and pseudoscience-x because Marvel, Bucky, our asset, and a lot of stucky. They’re all reliable sources where you can find a lot of Hydra *grin*.

excessive stucky around. not that we mind. we live of stucky.

Captain America’s birthday, can’t wait to ruin it.

Meanwhile...

I leave for a trip and what do I find when I get back?? 103 followers!!! Thank you so much, Hydra agents, we are very excited here in the headquarters! You can reach us for a party tonight (we will drink our enemies’s blood!)

Hail Hydra! I remind you all that #askhydra box is always open. Don’t send fanmail because we are unable to answer that (shield hacked us.)

Due to the latest events in our fight with SHIELD, we are glad to announce that we now have some vacant places in our super-secret organization, and can't wait to see some new faces around!

Joining Hydra is very easy and fast; the only thing you need to do is notifying one of our agents, and soon you will be pulled in our organization, and after a fast test (our enemies are everywhere and we don't want our enemies inside us, because unlike SHIELD, we keep a close eye on that) you will be able to train as a HYDRA agent, choose your specialization, and work full-time between us!

Of course being a HYDRA agent can be a hard and full work, but it surely is satisfying. When all the special will be chosen, you will be one of them. You have a bright future ahead of yourself, and we'll help you finding it in any way possible. Moreover, every HYDRA agent will receive an exclusive HYDRA CLOCK™, with an expensive and unique look and an useful red light which can show you when it's time to work!

We are the cool ones. We love experimentation and science, we know that experimentation is the only way to achieve discovery, and we'll love having you to comply. You thought SHIELD was good, young scientist? Ahahah no. They don't have our technology. We are upgrated, updated, better.

We got the power. And we can make you achieve greatness. And we can make you achieve any of your ambitions. We don't care if there are murders implied. We don't mind at all. Join HYDRA today, field agent, and you will be able to put the others in danger instead of yourself.

Got nothing to do? No information is useless for us. Just come and collaborate, it will be more useful to you than you could imagine. Plus, if you join Hydra today, you will be able to see the Winter Soldier shirtless. Not something that happens quite often.