i don’t think i’ve ever imagined a situation that defines the term “haunting the narrative” as immediately as peter parker’s relationship to a flash/johnny hookup
It's just that there's no way this situation wouldn't be at least 50% about Peter even if Johnny and Flash were doing their utmost to ignore the figurative Spider-Elephant in the room. You have two blond men who are both horrifically down bad for him in every conceivable way, and he's only ever played husband for one of them before while the other has been naked in his bed. Someone is going to moan "Spidey" before this night is over and it's anyone's bet who cracks first.
















