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Johnny Knoxville and Steve-Os First Time Together Headcanons

A/N: I’m beyond thrilled you sent this request, and fuck, will this one be a good one!!! ❤️❤️❤️

- Their first time was anywhere but like a bed or a car, it was uncomfortable and grimy; probably lacking any sort of lube, and they were definitely wasted; at least Steve-O was.

- Johnny Knoxville messed with Steve-O the whole time, and Steve-O was just embarrassed trying to internally convince himself this was not gay.

- Johnny made Steve-O swear not to tell anybody, and Steve-O said the same.

- Definitely did some freaky position, like the plough- and one of them got dropped and fell and broke their nose.

- That was definitely Steve-O.

- Steve-O was most definitely the bottom. (Convince me otherwise, if you do you have to write a fanfic!)

- They definitely had a lot of weird kinks involved; puke at least once.

- Steve-O was made to lick up his own puke; he did. No questions were even asked

- Someone ended up walking in, maybe Jeff or Pontius.

- Maybe they joined.

- Something terrible definitely occurred, like wherever they were just fucking collapsed into little pieces.

- The sex was so rough, Steve's asshole probably tore.

- The only lube they had was his damn blood.

- One of them starts crying.

- Steve-O has some irrational fear that ruins it.

- They leave with several STDs.

- Everything said is really cringy.

- There’s no sweet words like cupcake or babygirl like y’all’s weird ass Jackass fanfics.

- If they were normal and did it in a bed the bed broke.

- Some sort of taser was involved, Steve-O fucking jizzed on command.

- Came like 8 times.

- Lots of groping.

- A few slurs were probably said.