#johnlock podfic

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LIRIELS CHAPTERED FICS (5k+)

L.O.V.E. - John Watson wanted a soulmate. His sister ... just wanted this game to be over. Enter Sherlock Holmes. Fate it seems, has it's own plans ... and the game? Is never over! (27k, M, Only You AU, Italy, fortune teller, ouija board)

*(I Love You) Infinitely - With a snap of his fingers, Thanos caused the heartache and loss of half a planet's population ... and Watson of all people, could kiss the glove that did. (19k+, T, Infinity War, Post-TRF)

*Christmas in Honeycutt - John's publisher invites a sailor out to his idyllic estate for a Christmas worthy a hero ... only ... John doesn't have an estate. Or a wife. Or a child. He just writes about them! (25k+, M, WWII, spy, codes)

Give My Love To The Chef - John visits the restaurant after the Fall. They serve him the perfect dishes. Dishes that make him feel homesick and happy. Somehow ... the chef always knows what he wants before he asks ... (18k, M, Post-TRF, Fix-it)

Playing Cupid - What if Sherlock sent Mike out to bring Watson back? What if he was taking no chances on that chance meeting? (ASIP fix-it, canon complicit)

Spin The Bottle - Have you ever played this game before, Sherlock? (8k, M, S1-2ish, Strip Games)

*What If I'm Not? - Maybe in confessing why he's not o.k. ... he is really pushing Sherlock out of his life for good. How could such a disclosure not? (5k+, correspondence fic, fluff collab)

LIRIELS SHORT FICS (up to 5K)

PAYPHONE - (<2k ea., post-TRF alternates)

Keep Us From Falling - (5k, T, Una Stubbs tribute)

*Love Potion No. 9 - (5k, G, HP au, complete as-is)

The Years Keep Returning Me To You - (4k)

*Give Me A Reason - (4k, New Years alt meet)

The Girlfriend Mixup - (3k, angst, fluff)

Bleeding Out - (3k, S3 never happened)

*Hurt For Me - (3k; may become M 15-20k+)

Sherlock Is A Girls Name - (2k, HLV, alt S3)

Next Time - (2k, angst, fluff, first kiss)

*Rarified - (2k, synesthesia, soulmates au)

Kiss Me Now Before You Go - (2k, WWII)

The Limp You Gave Me - (<2k, angst, post-TRF)

I Will Try (To Fix You) - (<2k, steampunk, TRF)

Summer Calling ... - (<1k, teenlock, skinny dipping)

Hope Eternal - (1k, Hobbit inspired, post-TRF fix-it)

The Genius Who Had No Heart In His Chest - (<1k, x reader)

*After All - (<1k, oneshot, idiots in love)

*Without A You - (<1k, without a clue, role rev.)

Into Battle - (<1k, oneshot, fixing S3 TSOT)

LIRIELS PROMPT FICS (Collection)

Most less than 1k words, oneshots, drabble, etc. prompted by Tumblr posts, asks, events, and challenges.

The Paper Boy (#sherlock challenge)

LOCK DOWN (#FFF155)

CATCH (#sherlock challenge)

H.O.U.N.D. (#FFF120)

S P I C E (#sherlock challenge)

The Cuts That Bleed (#FFF139)

Experiments in Conductivity (#FFF126)

Come Closer

Drowning (And I Thought You Knew)

THIINK TWIICE (#FFF125)

Upside Down (#sherlock challenge)

Speak For Me (#FFF154)

*Do Not Download The Souls (#FFF140)

*You Can See Me

The Highest Compliment

Never Gonna Dance Again

Constellations

RISE AND FALL (#FFF145)

LONG LOST ... (#holmestice)

LOST PUPPY

Paper Heart

Do Bees Kiss? or Just Sting?

Short Poems Are The Best

A Thing (destial news)

Three Little Words (groot & SH talking)

I Will Go Down With This Ship

What To Give The Detective Who Has Everything

The Devil Went Down To London

I Want To Love Him In The Sunlight (Clueda)

He Smiles (haiku, 7PercentSolution)

Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit!

LIRIELS SHERLOCK POETRY (Collection)

Coffee and Then Coffee // A Million Things You Don't Do // RED // Empty Hearse // But I Can't // Welcome to London // The Next Time We Say Goodbye // We'll Go No More A-Sleuthing // Endgame // Invisible Man // Distractions // You Speak and Worlds Awaken // This Ending // 3rd is Last Place // Somebody's Someone // Undo Me // Without a Clue // I Fight the Need // Boxing Day // ... But I Can't Have Him // 2 B 1 // Your Orbit // Moving On // Infinity Smiles

LIRIELS PODFICS (Gifts for)

*Juxtaposition (Clueda)

How To Date Your Flatmate (EchoSilverWolf)

Prompt #49 Take Off Your Shirt (KittenKin)

The Wedding Gift (Calais_Reno)

Queer Eye: Johnlock Edition (fellshish)

I Speak for the Curls (ChrisCalledMeSweetie)

I Have Not Lingered (saintscully)

The Telltale Heart (Calais_Reno)

Tattered (SrebrnaFH)

SHERLOCK IS LIT Sherlocked blackout poems made from classic lit, Including: Alice in Wonderland, Charles Dickens' Bleak House, Sinbad the Sailor, Anne of Green Gables, Oliver Twist, and A Princess of Mars.

ROCK OUT WITH YOUR LOCK OUT Sherlocked rock music album covers, including: MCR, Pink Floyd, Flyleaf, Nirvana, Johnny Cash, Gotye, Breaking Benjamin, Adele, Pet Shop Boys, Marvin Gaye, Simon & Garfunkel, and FFDP.

(NOT SO) FAKE FIC TITLES Over 100+ fake fic titles to browse! From 75+ submitted prompts on Tumblr (thank you!) Intended to be 100% fake (but some I accidentally started ... so *shrug*)! Celebrating 100 works on Ao3! I fell down a Tumblr hole (inventing a new kind of torture) and having too much fun to leave it! A few (*) may yet become real boys ... INBOX OPEN!

LIRIELS SHERLOCK FAN ART Fan art made for the love of Johnlock, in any universe.

peasina has recorded this charming podfic of my 5+1 ficlet If Equal Affection Cannot Be for  @fandomtrumpshate.

Flip the Script, written by @enterthetadpole and @writingloud and narrated by ohlooktheresabee.

Sherlock creates a script for the stag night, containing puzzles and challenges for John to solve, in the hope that he'll learn more about his friend. However, the night may reveal more than he expected...

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If you don't know, that's perfectly fine. I hope you have a nice day filled with joy.

- Alex

hi alex! thank you for the well wishes, i hope you, too, have a joyful day 🥰

first, the fic you mentioned: The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse by @silentauroriamthereal (50k, E)

summary: John and Sherlock go to New York to attend a conference run by the National Defence of Traditional Marriage Coalition in order to investigate the potential bombing of the annual Manhattan Pride parade. As the conference unfolds, John finds himself repulsed by the toxic ideology being presented, which becomes relevent to his own unacknowledged issues and his friendship with Sherlock...

as far as i know, there is no podfic for this fic (yet👀). i did look through the author’s gifted works, which is where a podfic of it should show up, just to cross check, but i didn’t see anything there. also nothing in the ‘works related to this’ field, which is also where a podfic could show up.

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things we can’t unite (T, WIP, Friends to Lovers, Fluff, Parentlock, Fandom Trumps Hate 2022)

John moves back to Baker Street on the last day of summer.

This is the story of John, Sherlock and Rosie and a lifetime of secrets Mary Watson took to her grave.

The Eye Begins to See (T, WIP, Post-Episode: s04e01 The Six Thatchers, Canon Divergence, Yes this is another Sherlock/OMC, you should know me by now, Estrangement, Fandom Trumps Hate 2022)

John watches Sherlock from afar, like a stranger. These days, of course, that's exactly what he is.

Simon (or: Love Calls You by Your Name) (M, 3396 words, Established Relationship, These two are still idiots for each other, Post-Episode: s04e03 The Final Problem)

John bumps into Simon. The Simon. Five times in one night Simon.

(A presumptuous little epilogue for scullyseviltwin's "the suffering that is weathered", and yes, you should probably read it).

Life and Death in Sunderland (M, 8176 words,   Missing Scene, Post-Episode: s02e03 The Reichenbach Fall, Pre-Episode: s03e01 The Empty Hearse, Mourning John, Grief/Mourning, Fandom Trumps Hate 2021)

“There’s also the flat, if you’d like to hear about it.”

John’s eyebrows quirked, his attention piqued. “A flat?”

“Oh?” Harry asked.

“Quite so.” The solicitor shuffled through some papers in aid of his recall. “A one bedroom, pre-war flat”—he stopped to watch them both nodding enthusiastically, encouraging him along—“in Sunderland.”

Plus One (G, 5009 words,  A comedy of errors with a happy ending, Don't worry, Flirty Australians, Episode: s03e02 The Sign of Three)

More precisely —and more to the point— Sherlock was staring at the man’s arse, hanging mid-air like a denim-clad piñata.

Turned - Part II: You, Me and the Next War (E, WIP , ‘Homeland’ AU/Inspired by, WIP, Canon Divergence - His Last Vow, Spy Sherlock, H/C, Mutual Pining, Eventual Johnlock)

Moriarty’s message never gets broadcasted. The plane taking Sherlock away never returns. As rumors begin to swirl about a British POW found alive in Gaza ten months later, Mycroft shows up at John’s surgery with some good news: Sherlock is alive, and he’s coming back.

In the Pines (M, WIP,  Canon Divergence - His Last Vow, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Family Secrets, Case fic involving murder and sexual abuse of teens) 

Months into Sherlock's painful recovery from Mary’s bullet, a client interrupts the uneasy silence at Baker Street. She comes bearing a small envelope, opening a Pandora's box revealing devastating secrets about the Watson family.

Promised Land  (E, 964 words, TEH missing scene, Character study)

And then she smiles at him. It’s a warm smile, bright. Her round cheeks glow pink in the chilly evening wind.

“I’ll talk him around,” she says, and the smile sends a chill down Sherlock’s spine.

Turned - Part I: Queen and Country  (E, 75957 words, ‘Homeland’ AU/Inspired by, WIP, Canon Divergence - His Last Vow, Spy Sherlock, H/C, Mutual Pining, Eventual Johnlock) 

Moriarty’s message never gets broadcasted. The plane taking Sherlock away never returns. As rumors begin to swirl about a British POW found alive in Gaza ten months later, Mycroft shows up at John’s surgery with some good news: Sherlock is alive, and he’s coming back.

Mark Your Calendars (M, 3195 words,  Post-Canon, Friends to Lovers, Idiots to lovers is more accurate, Fluff )

🎙️ Available as podfic recorded by @johnlockpodficclub 

John happens upon a box full of Sherlock’s old yearly planners.

Erosion (E, 53386 words, 12  chapters, 

Post-Episode: s04e03 The Final Problem, H/C, Slow Burn, Friends to Lovers, Mutual Pining, Christmas Fic, Minor character death, illness)

Sherlock’s father falls ill, leaving the surviving family members broken and rudderless. James Sholto shows up in London unexpectedly, his intentions unclear. John has to navigate the consequences of crime, illness and death and their impact on his frayed relationship with Sherlock.

I Have Not Lingered (M, 8585 words, 6 chapters,  post-TRF, Missing Scenes, non-linear timeline, Pining Sherlock, humor, fluff, some angst) 🎙️ Available as podfic recorded by @helloliriels  🎙️

For two years, Sherlock Holmes chases criminals and risks his life to dismantle Moriarty's web of lies. But in the downtime, in between one bad guy and another, he reflects on the life he once lived with John Watson.

Detours (M, 23129 words in 12 chapters, Psychological Trauma, Post-Episode: s04e03,  The Final Problem, Self-Discovery,John Watson is a Saint, Pre-Slash)

During the better part of the first year following Mary's death and the events at Sherrinford, Sherlock and John are slowly rebuilding their lives and their friendship. All seems (relatively) well and John takes comfort in once again being a father, a doctor and a friend.

An unexplained shift in Sherlock's behavior catches John by surprise, and he begins to worry about his place in his friend's life. John has to examine everything he thought he knew about Sherlock, himself and their relationship in order to win his rightful place yet again.

Fight or Flight (M, 10958 words in 10 chapters,  Unresolved Romantic Tension, Mutual Pining, Episode: s04e01 The Six Thatchers Fix-It of Sorts, S4 Missing Scenes)

🎙️ Available as podfic recorded by @johnlockpodficclub 

(My first ever fic! Be kind :) This is the story of John and Sherlock during Mary’s months away from London.

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Call it TJLC, call it subtext, call it whatever you want

Skeletons, fires and the question of John and Mary’s relationship in The Empty Hearse (“why would anyone bother?”)

 Here again, gone again - Why are John and Sherlock seemingly ignoring Mary in the first minutes of T6T?

Sooooo yes, sorry this took literal ages but I'm still learning Audacity.

This isn't perfect--as a perfectionist I'm all-too-aware of the flaws, but future chapters/works will be smoother.

Playing Dirty by goingdownin221b, read by the author:

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