Jul 31, 2025
Feeling silly todayš
Ah yes, the traditional family!/j
I love the evil AA polycule + their adopted aroace child I need content of ANY of these shipsšššI love em sm
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Feeling silly todayš
Ah yes, the traditional family!/j
I love the evil AA polycule + their adopted aroace child I need content of ANY of these shipsšššI love em sm
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Ranking all possible Ad Astra Ships (Excluding Rozetta)
I really like how weāve been coming up with all these different ships (with various states of crack-ness), and so Iāve decided to tier list every single possible ship of the four older members of Ad Astra (excluding Rozetta since she was 14ish when she met the other members, who were 22-26ish, and even if theyāre adults in the modern day, that would be a creepy/inappropriate ship imo). And of course, Iām excluding Junior Ad Astra as usual, because they suck and are complete tools.
Iām just typing out the list rather than making individual images and putting them on a tier list proper because one, Iām at work and donāt really have access to good image editing software, two, Iām lazy, and three, the images would start to blend together since all the ships involve the same four people.
But anyways! These are just my silly personal opinions. Feel free to disagree with me, and Iād love to see your own!
I love Joestian (thatās the name weāre going by?) for many reasons, but also because itās so funny seeing Bateman not really care that much about the other Ad Astrans, but one guy, who is supposed to be (from an outside perspective and not an Ad Astran perspective), just the Average Joe
I wanna draw Joe Warren ship art. Help me decide what ship to draw.
Supernovashipping (Joe/Louis)
Joelia (Joe/Julia)
Joestian (Joe/Christian)
Draw him alone and miserable after everyone has died
Hiii, I donāt know if the ship headcanons are still open or not but if they are, could I request Joe x Christian from season 5? I donāt know Iām too easily influenced but omg I love them š but no worries at all if the headcanons are already closed or if youād just rather not do it!
Yeah, I can cook some headcanons up for this pair! Wow, Joe REALLY gets around; this is the THIRD batch of headcanons Iāve made involving him! Very desirable man, I suppose. As long as youāre not getting in his wayā¦But anyways!
ā¢ Christian fell first AND he fell hardest. The reason he was so aggressively competitive with Joe about who had the most money, the best superpower, and, most of all, the best āmusclesā was because he had a huge thing for Joe and didnāt know how to deal with such feelings.
ā¢ Christian would beā¦very possessive, to a toxic degree. He would yell at restaurant staff for āflirtingā with Joe, and Joe would have to calm him down and say that the workers were just being polite and doing their job.
ā¢ During Airport and the first bit of Newmark, Christian could see that Joe was worried about, and then grieving for, Louis. Christian didnāt care about Louisā fear during Airport, and didnāt mourn him after his death, only concerned about how Denise personally affected him, but he could tell Joe did care, and tried to crack horrible jokes to cheer Joe up, even explaining why he should get over Louis and trying to inject humor into the situation, even making dark jokes about Louisā situation. It did not work.
ā¢ On the bright side, Joe would be able to convince Christian to accept his bisexuality and come out of the closet. Christian would finally admit that he didnāt have a VIP card for a male strip club just for āthe drinks.ā Christian would no longer be in denial. Good for him.
ā¢ Joe would give Christian hair care products and advice so his hair doesnāt look so oily and greasy. Not only would Christianās hair look better, but his morning routine would be significantly shortened.
ā¢ Christian is the type of guy whoād talk a LOT about his exes. I hope Joe is ready, especially to hear about Meera (even though she and Bateman werenāt an actual couple). Heād be forgiven for wearing some ear plugs whenever Bateman started talking and whining about Meera rejecting him. But after a while, Bateman would talk less and less about her/his exes as his relationship with Joe went on.
ā¢ After Joe mercy killed Christian, he knelt by him, resting his head on his chest, sobbing, until Rozetta quietly told Joe that they needed to move and go back into hiding because they were out in the open. Joe looked back at Christianās lifeless corpse several times until they were out of sight from it.
ā¢ Bateman already thought he had a high spice tolerance due to eating hot chili peppers, but his spice tolerance was nothing compared to Joe. Through a mix of Joe wanting to expand Batemanās tastes and Bateman wanting to be able to tolerate spicier foods than Joe out of competitiveness, Batemanās spice tolerance dramatically increased when in a relationship with Joe.
ā¢ When they broke Rozetta and Julia out of prison after taking the serum, Christian did his best to show off his powers to Joe, doing all sorts of cool/extra stuff with the ice, trying to get Joeās approval. Unfortunately for him, Joe was more focused on getting Rozetta and Julia out of prison than complimenting Bateman on his skills.
And thatās all Iāve got! Who is Joe going to be shipped with next? Jones and Zoe? Juniper? Me? Enzo? Nebet? The possibilities are endless.
Please donāt request any of those. Iād have nothing. But I hope you enjoyed these!
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