Apr 8
ilya saw these pictures on twitter and immediately started making a plan to get shane in a backwards hat in his presence and then perhaps fuck him while he’s wearing it bc yknow they are jock4jock
Loading...
seen from Germany
seen from Singapore
seen from Sweden
seen from Israel
seen from Singapore
seen from Israel
seen from China
seen from China
seen from Israel
seen from Vietnam
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from Vietnam
seen from Australia
seen from United States
seen from Australia
seen from Australia
seen from Singapore
seen from Yemen
seen from Ireland
ilya saw these pictures on twitter and immediately started making a plan to get shane in a backwards hat in his presence and then perhaps fuck him while he’s wearing it bc yknow they are jock4jock
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
still cannot believe we have not seen one bruise on Shane and Ilya; like these guys get pucks shot at them countless times during a game and somehow there are no bruises?
although, maybe they knew they could not swing it budget-wise.. cause in order to be realistic they would have to give them bruises and then spend time showing us Shane and Ilya fucking nasty while digging their fingers into bruised flesh, Ilya mouthing at Shane’s bruised inner thigh while Shane loses his mind from the sensation; cause there is no way those two would see bruises the size of Canada on each other and not go absolutely feral
i bet that is also the reason why we have not seen Ilya spit some blood onto the ice.. cause my boy Shane would be instantly bricked up and three seconds away from letting everyone know how much he does not hate Ilya Rozanov
they are so clearly freakjock4freakjock, they sniff each others armpits and crotches hoping to get a good whiff of sweaty man
give them bruises and missing teeth in season 2, i am begging
ilya and shane on a hike with hats on backwards stopping at the top for a couple rushed blowjobs before racing back down the hill
Hollanov <3
my Shane calls Ilya “dude” and “bro” soooooo often
Not as often as babe or baby but still,
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
something i hope we see in unrivaled is the cens finding out how mean and bitchy shane is
There’s a surprising lack of hockey/sports kink related fic in this fandom for an MC who canonically watches rugby bc the players are hot and fantasizes about getting fucked at centre ice.
speaking of jock4jock shane, he has a massive crush on 80s Kurt Russell. It all started when one of the boys on his 8th grade hockey team, in either a strange microagression or a genuine attempt at connection, got him to watch Big Trouble in Little China. His teammate thought that maybe a "Chinese" movie would be close enough to "y'know, your culture" to be interesting to Shane. Shane still hadn't figured out how to react when people said shit like that to him. The obviously cruel things were easy to respond to with a slam to the boards or a punch to the face. But he had never found the socially acceptable way to tell someone that what they just said was fucking racist without reminding them that they could be making fun of him instead.
All that to say that Shane was prepared to grit his teeth and clench his fists and endure the movie... and then Kurt Russell shows up in his slutty little tank top and his glistening muscles.
He doesn't actually like the movie enough to watch it again, but he very quickly becomes a """John Carpenter"" fan so he can convince his dad to rent Escape from New York and The Thing
