horny older brother smoking weed and lazily jerking off when younger brother barges in. says he's gonna tell on him for smoking until older brother says he'll let little bro smoke too if he doesn't tell. he casually puts his dick back under his shorts and they don't say anything as little bro comes up and gets a joint placed in his mouth. ends up with a little brother on his lap to gripe and fondle, smelling his hair and kissing his neck while getting him high for the first time in his life, letting him find out getting high makes him horny, and squirmy, and big bro ruts his throbbing dick against his little ass while palming his little brothers cock through his shorts until they both cum in their pants
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Chicken, have you ever done any kind of regular strength training? I think I want to try it but I donāt want to go to a gym or get really meathead about it. I just want to be a little stronger and have more functional fitness and itās got zero to do with losing weight or looking a certain way. Itās so intimidating to learn about though.
yeah definitely! i will say i kind of cheated on the knowledge part because my methods for learning are eitherĀ
1) get accosted by a coach and told that i am not jacked enough for an eight year oldĀ
2) stay self conscious about that comment for like twenty years and parlay it into a vibe known as Any Jock Is Welcome To Invite Me To The Gym At Any Time, I Will Go (I Donāt Ask Questions)
3) follow random jock friends around demanding that they teach me stuff even if it has nothing to do with the sports iām doing
buT!!!!! i have been trying to like read stuff so i can figure out if these people are all bullshitting me or not, so hereās some resources that i think are good:
Ask A Swole Woman: caseyās jacked as hell but her answers are always good and thoughtful and i love her. doesnāt really talk specific exercises, more perspective
The Exercist:Ā breaks down harmful ideas around body image; some discussion might be triggering? i really like the perspective though, and they post a good number of basic exercise ideas that are mostly bodyweight
Runnerās World strength training, Outside mag, other running and triathlon magazines: kind of a weird source, but i tend to rely on sport-specific magazines for functional exercises? it might take a little bit of fiddling to find info that matches what you want, but theyāre generally more holistic and focused on just building capacity for x activity rather than what it looks like
Selfās workouts:Ā i havenāt tested these plans or anything, but they got a shoutout in some newsletter a while ago & iāve been pretty impressed with their editorial perspective? they seem like theyād be really good for starter kit plans
some random general thoughts too:Ā
itās your body? i think sometimes people get sucked into wanting The Definitive Strength Plan before they can start training anything, but like, you know your strengths and weaknesses, you know what feels good & fun and what doesnāt
donāt be afraid to fuck around? donāt do big weights without supervision, and be mindful about technique, but also ā the human body is just capable of a lot of weird shit, and just going out and trying random new exercises until you figure out what you want to do is totally valid. the big reason i follow friends around is just to find out what weird shit theyāre doing? most of the time theyāre likeĀ ātry thisā and iām likeĀ ākevin what are you fucking TALKING about!!!!!ā and then it turns out that kevin was right the whole time, it is fun to make your leg do the freaky thing
community!!!! exclamation!!!! i know this is weird right now, but genuinely, roping your friends into this shit is the best part. jocks love talking about jock stuff and if you have a jock friend you should hit them up and be like what are you doing!! why!! is it fun?? can we do it together?? can we talk about doing completely different things? do you do sports? can i do the sports also? do you want to enter a figure skating pairs competition and become the worldās best adult amateurs with me? can we be best friends? theyāll love it, youāll love it, i promise.Ā
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little brother fucking big brother as hard and rough and fast as he wants. not bothering to prep all that much not worrying too much about how his big brother feels, only thinking about fucking him until he cums. older brother who lets it happen and secretly loves when he gets fucked stupid by his little brother no matter what he's doing no matter when his little brother needs it just being used whenever he wants š¤¤
okay but I am a bit obsessed with the idea of sending my little brother porn and making him tell me what he liked and got off to. like it's totally not incest we're not having sex it's just porn whether or not we're jerking off while texting is irrelevant
tired big bro who just wants to be his little bros quiet obedient dog. following him around, kneeling at his feet with a head on his lap, eating from his hand, doing everything he tells him to do like literally crawling on his hands and knees placid and calm and eager to obey his little bro..