LOOK, WE’RE ALL DRIFTING THROUGH THE VOID, WAITING FOR WHATEVER COSMIC FUCKFEST COMES NEXT. AND YEAH, THIS SONG IS ALL ME WITHOUT YOU BULLCRAP. BUT TRY GOING FIVE MINUTES WITHOUT A CERTAIN HEIR OF BREATH AND SEE HOW QUIET AND SAD EVERYTHING GETS. IT’S AWFUL. EGBERT'S AWFUL. AND I GUESS… MAYBE I MISS THEM A LITTLE TOO MUCH. DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE QUOTE ME ON THAT.

I am bummed.

Whether they kept their relationship private for contractual / TLC request reasons or because that’s what they wanted personally, it doesn’t matter. They agreed and made clear the decision for privacy and it was grossly violated. I’ll put my personal theory in the tags but the reasoning really doesn’t matter. Their ideology doesn’t matter. An impressively weak password doesn’t matter. A sh*tty thing to do is a sh*tty thing to do.

But also, man can y’all imagine how super fun it would have been if we had confirmation of this relationship via A MARRIAGE ANNOUNCEMENT? This community would have lost its marbles. I can’t stop thinking about what a wild time we would had with that news. Yeah we got a surprise engagement but because of the means we found out, it’s not the same.

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ENJOY YOUR JOHNKAT/JUNEKAT/JKAT, YOU PICK YOUR FLAVOR OF EGBERT.

he made them all watch a romcom. nobody gafs