fake gender wolf

who wants to be my nemesis i need a reason to live

my fav meal nearly expired chikem i ripped apart with my bare paws

tummy weirdly hurts probably cus of anxiety

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

@entities-of-posts the stranger?

Seconded

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one