#jikookthings

Moving on then they again mention army ( or army bombs depending on who’s asking).

Ummm..he just said he can’t wait to see it, right? Why are you asking him again Jimin? Suddenly Jimin threw this out. “How much do you want to see it?”.

Look at his face, that smirk, that amusement in his eyes. Again intense eye contact. Us viewers again feeling left out like the third wheel we actually are.

At this moment I’m starting to wonder if we are still talking about army/army bombs?? 

Let’s ask logically. If the ARMY is what it actually is i.e. Adorable Representative MC for Youth and Jungkook already said he’s quite excited and can’t wait to see the army, the logical response would be something like “You are so excited, aren’t you?” or “Yeah? I can’t wait to meet them too”. See that makes sense. But instead Jimin response was neither but what sounded like an opening for sex talk flirting.

This time Jungkook is the one that looks away. Until then they were looking at each other, but Jungkook visibly looks away to take a moment before answering

(Good for him too.I don’t think anyone wants to repeat this deer in headlights look)

Who am I kidding, that was hilarious, would watch again 10/10 

But Jungkook takes his time and come back with this gem 

Damn, this boy can be smooth especially if he’s not looking at Jimin before opening his mouth. From there they go into the typical not so subtle flirting. banter.

Of course, we all have noticed this is not the only time Jikook, mostly Jungkook uses ‘Army’ instead of someone else. I’m talking about this.

Again the confident instant answer of Jungkook. And special one 

where Jungkook practically dig his own hole and no amount of stuttering “Army” couldn’t save him. It's Ok, darling. Subtle really isn’t your strong suit.

On the other hand, look at Jimin all happy. Not to mention his affection for Jungkook is so obvious, he finds him so cute. Ah, the feels.

I also remember another moment where Jungkook asks Jimin not to break the army's heart and Jimin replying with “army just want to see his skin and nothing else”.I think it was BTS watching one MV. Sorry, I’m too lazy to find it and analyse now, maybe later.

Considering the real army don’t just want to see Jimin ‘s body, I mean that’s a bonus, not even denying it. but actually stans him for other reasons, its good enough to assume we are not what he’s talking about. I’ll just leave you to your imaginations who else he meant by that statement.

Are you thinking what I’m thinking