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so you're telling me there's a chance by Jigglypuff1994

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Summary:

Sleeping with her partner is taboo. A teenage fantasy long gone, so dead it has been doused in lighter fluid, lit, incinerated to ash, never to rise from its cremated grave.

So, in Lady Noire’s defense, it catches her completely by surprise when Mister Bug and her start hooking up …after she asks him to.

Well, she for one is at a loss. It’s an accident; she’s innocent, she swears!

Now the cat’s out of the bag and the bug is in her bed, and she hasn’t the faintest idea where she is going from here.

Or, AU where our totally-not-in-denial Mister Bug and Lady Noire get down and dirty with each other… and for some added flavoring, minor plot

Author's Notes:

Alrighty, so here it goes.

sytmtac is the silliest, smuttiest fic I have written thus far. I chose the title based on a Dumb & Dumber quote if that's any indication of how this may go.

Like all mothers secretly (or not so secretly) have their favorite children, writers have their favorite written works, and I can honestly say this one is ramping up to be my favorite. I haven't had this much fun writing in a long time. I genuinely love this fic and will be simmering it to perfection for as long as I like.

This fic is rated M, soon to be bumped up to E (basically, not for the kiddos, so stay away if you're under age because neither of us wants to get into trouble, ya feel me?)

This is an AU. These characters are completely fictional and should not be taken with canon in mind. Essentially, as an unpaid fictitious writer, I am free to do as I please.

Expect silliness. Expect shenanigans. Expect chaos. Expect a lot of dorky sex.

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“are we seriously going to just talk?” { for hailee from grace }

so you're telling me there's a chance?

written by Jigglypuff1994

Rated: E

Mister Bug x Lady Noire

CHAPTER 12 IS OUT NOW!!!

Snippet below

Chapter 2: Mister Bug, I’m ready for my close-up

Hoooo boy. Okay, this was a fun chapter to write! Delightfully sinful with minor plot points sprinkled in. Lady Noire and Mister Bug are in for a fun time!

Summary:

Her shoulders slumped with a huff. “What’s on your mind, Bug? As you can see—” she tugged on his pants. “I’m kind of busy here.” “Well, I was wondering… what happened to ladies first?”

Sleeping with her partner is taboo. A teenage fantasy long gone, so dead it has been doused in lighter fluid, lit, incinerated to ash, never to rise from its cremated grave.

So, in Lady Noire’s defense, it catches her completely by surprise when Mister Bug and her start hooking up …after she asks him to.

Well, she for one is at a loss. It’s an accident; she’s innocent, she swears! Now the cat’s out of the bag and the bug is in her bed, and she hasn’t the faintest idea where she is going from here.

Or, AU where our totally-not-in-denial Mister Bug and Lady Noire get down and dirty with each other… and for some added flavoring, minor plot

Warnings: this fic has been bumped up to an Explicit rating. These are adult characters doing adult things. Please do not under any circumstances click on this chapter and read this fic if you are a minor.

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