Katara: Babe? Why are Jet’s clothes covered in holes? And why is he so happy about it?
Zuko: He met Mai last night.
Katara: No...
Zuko: Now he’s convinced he’s met “the one.”
Katara: No...
Last night
Jet: So, I see this pretty girl at the bar, right?
Zuko: *Pretending to listen* Yeah, sure
Jet: So, I go up to talk to her. One word from my mouth and the next thing I know, I’m pinned against the wall by a bunch of tiny daggers.
Zuko: ... Wait, what?
Jet: Yeah, so anyway, she narrows her eyes at me and tells me to never even look at her again. I never felt more terrified in my life.
Zuko: No...
Jet: So, basically, I think I found my soulmate.
Zuko: I don’t think-
Jet: She’s. The. One. Dude.
Zuko: *Groans* No-
Present
Zuko: He’s been flooding her home with roses and serenading her every chance he gets. I’ve never seen her more exasperated in my life.
Katara: Jet’s an idiot.
Zuko: You dated him.
Katara: So did you... So... How long do you think-
Zuko: I give it a month before she caves and admits she likes him back.
Katara: ... I say two.
