#jermike

and lots of real relationships start out as friendships too like...

You gotta bone to pick?

(not my art lol)

((foxy mask - michael, bonnie mask - jeremy, freddy mask - mark, chica mask - simon))

1. Michael: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.

Jeremy: Bro, relax it was just a dream.

Michael: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.

Jeremy: You wouldn’t?

Michael: I mean, unless you want to-

2.

Simon: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?

Mark: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?

Jeremy: And you just ran away?!

Simon: I didn't expect him to flirt back!

3.

Michael: You’ve got to learn to love yourself.

Mark: But don't you hate yourself.

Michael: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.

4.

Michael: How did you even get in here?

Simon: Jeremy's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Simon's door"!

Jeremy: I’m closing the window.

5.

Jeremy: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours.

Mark: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.

Michael: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred.

Simon: You guys are fucking terrifying.

6.

Michael, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.

7.

Jeremy: We have a problem.

Michael: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

8.

Mark: I was just diagnosed with deez.

Michael: Good, I hope it’s lethal.

9.

Jeremy: Isn’t it weird how we pay money to see other people?

Simon: You mean movies?

Michael: Concerts?

Mark: Prostitutes?

Jeremy: Wha…N-no, I mean glasses, what the fuck-

10.

Jeremy: I'm going to get myself some soup.

Michael: Be careful not to burn yourself, it's hot.

Jeremy: Pfft, I won't burn myself.

*30 seconds later*