taesachi, kagunobu, riza hawkeye
when I started shipping it if I did:
two years ago?? i saw a short drabble from a former following and it hooked me up instantly
bitc theyāre everywhere in canon and have a solid rship despite being not the focus which is unfortunate bc neither of them had a central arc but weāve all been blind for years, theyāre fucking and in love and only me and bio chan are enlightened ones
What makes me happy about them:
theyāre rivals who bicker a lot like a married couple, harmless rivals to lovers is my jam, they will fight each other to death and will fight scum together like *winks* they teamed up to end some certain blondie in popularity poll arc
What makes me sad about them:
itās the most underrated ship out there, so overlooked, ppl wouldnāt even spare it a glance bc again unfortunately neither of them had a central arc about their own character not their rship to some rando
things done in fanfic that annoys me:
thereās like 2 entries in ao3
things I look for in fanfic:
not much, i want sorachi himself to provide that content, also more 3z taesachi pls
Who Iād be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other:
nooope, theyāre a solid otp for me
My happily ever after for them:
they move in together with tae quitting her cabaret work by opening her dojo and sacchan continues to work undercover and goes home late and they fuck
who is the big spoon/little spoon:
what is their favorite non-sexual activity:
they cook together and make the humanityās ultimate weapon
when i started shipping it if i did:Ā
three years ago??? when i met aurora for sure
blue/red combo, power couple, rivals to friends to lovers, shy lesbabes, strong sunshine/cool assassin, purest, also best aesthetic with older kagura, nobume is the ruthless cold swordswoman but mentally screaming and blushing when kagura compliments her??!?!?! good sshit
what makes me happy about them:
earth is a star of freedom!!!! i rlly love that nobumeās own arc was resolved with the help of kagura with them relating being bound by their origin and learning to gain freedom for oneself, itās very sweet!! kagura calls nobumeĀ ānobutasuā in canon and im deceased
what makes me sad about them:
again an overlooked ship, and also thereās a discourse that uwu kagura is only 14 meanwhile nobume is 18 (itās not even confirmed pals sheās like 16-17 at best) so itās uwu uwu pedophilic and even if sheās at that age we both know she wouldnāt make a move on kagura until sheās in appropriate age bc neither of them are men
things done in fanfic that annoys me:
if thereās no improvement for over a year, thereās prob only 3 of them existing
things i look for in fanfic:
3z kagunobu.... transfer student nobume wearing a black sailor uniform with long skirts and nailed bat hell yeah
who iād be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other:
maybe soyo for either of them, although i dont really care about kagusoyo nor soyonobu
my happily ever after for them:
space date and kagura showing nobume her home planet, they kill okita togetherm and they get a cat while shinpachi is occasionally their chaperone
who is the big spoon/little spoon:
they switch but mostly kagura/nobume... kagura kisses nobumeās nape tattoo... holy shit
what is their favorite non-sexual activity:
sharing donuts and sukonbu in the park after a long sparring
how i feel about this character:
one of my childhood favorites~ not into her as much as before but i still love her <3
all the people i ship romantically with this character:
no one but bio chan can get me into oririza anytime if she tries
my non-romantic otp for this character:
id love more friendship w winry, simple people is a beautiful short ep
my unpopular opinion about this character:
roy.ai sucks and neither of them has romantic feelings for each other
one thing i wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:
maybe give her a moment and scene where she doesnāt mention roy, thatād be awesome
cant think of anything soz...