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Madison : Self-respect?

Listening to Hamilton again was a huge mistake.

Burr: How so?

Guess who just made one

Here's the link y'all:

Hamilton modern Au where whenever  A. Ham gives his friends rides in his car he does a version of the living on a prayer meme but with their names whenever he’s about half way to where they are going.

Ham: “Whoa half way there, whoa Peggy just wont share“

Peggy: “Its my fucking trail mix Hamilton”

Ham: “Yeah yeah whatever. Eliza!”

Eliza, but surprised: “What‽”

Ham: “Whoa half way there, whoa Eliza has nice hair“

Eliza blushing: Oh

Peggy: “Whoa I’ll kill you i swear”

Ham: “He says I swear in the song, not very original.”

Later with the rev set.

Ham: “Whoa half way there, whoa John kissed me on a dare”

Laurens flushed: *embarrassed gibberish*

Ham: “Whoa half way there, whoa Hercules a bear“

Laf: You know it.

Rev set: AYyyyyy

Later giving A A Ron a ride home in the middle of an argument  intellectual debate. With the rev set smushed in the back.

Ham: “And for another thing you have to know it was complete b.s. when Jefferson said. . .”

Burr: Hamilton. I literally do not care.

Ham: “Whoa half way there, whoa Burr doesn't fucking care”

Burr: “Hamilton what are you doing”

Ham: “Come on you know that song”

Burr: “What song.”

Ham: “Oh my god you don’t know the song” *Louder* “He doesn't know the song. Laurens play the song.”

Laurens: Maybe I would play the song but you made me sit in the BACK and Im to smushed to get my phone,

Ham: “Stop being salty and play the song.” *silence* “Laf, play the song.”

Laf: “I dont’ know mon ami, John has a point, he always sits in the front. Betrayed for Burr, what a cruel cruel world, no mon cher, i will not play it.”

Herc: Sweet Jesus I’ll play the fucking song. *Hits Laf in the process as they smushed*

Laf: *berating him in french*

Ham: *Laughs* “Whoa half way there, whoa Lafs tryin’ not to swear.”

Later, the puns are now excepted as a universal truth of rides from Ham

Ham: “Whoa half way there . . .”

Angelica: “Try to fit my name into the meter, I dare you.”

Ham: “Whoa half way there, whoa she’ll kill ya with a glare!”

Angelica: “Whoa, ill punch you right there“

Ham: “Whoa, she's doing me a scare”

Ham giving Jeff and Mads a ride as Mads is very sick

Ham: “Whoa half way there, whoa Thomas has thic hair”

Jefferson: “Hamilton, what the fuck?”

Burr turning around to face him from the front seat: “He does this to everyone he gives a ride.”

Madison: *Groans*

Ham: “Whoa half way there, whoa to sick to be aware”

Jefferson: For fucks sake Hamilton can you not, Burr back me up.

Burr: Its his car Thomas, I’m with Alexander on this one.

Ham: “Whoa Burr takes a side, thats rare”

Giving Maria a ride home

Maria: “Do you ever wonder about your own mortality?”

Ham: “Whoa half way there, whoa Maria don’t go there”

Later, Burr sitting on a bench with head phones. A. Ham approaches from behind. 

Ham: Oh my god are you watching the Living On A Prayer [Meme] Video?

Burr: No!

Ham:*stealing his phone* “Oh my god you are! Laurens, guys. . . Come over here!”

Bonas [Hamburr warning]

Burr and Ham having sex in Hams car

Ham: “Whoa I’m half way there, whoa fuck me in a chair”

Lams (Laurens x Hamilton): A Whole New World, Aladdin

Mullette (Mulligan x Lafayette): Beauty and the Beast, Beauty and the Beast

Jeffmads (Jefferson x Madison): Can you feel the love tonight, The Lion King