Me: I just got FABULOUS news. Granted, the real news happened 10 days ago, and im just late to party, but still.
Friend: what news?
Me: Charlie kirk's mentor died 10 days ago in a pickleball accident. This is the guy that the leverage team based their "Gimmie a K Job" episode on. The one where they turn cheer into a sport. This guy made his money by risking the lives of millions of cheerleaders, and you know what our GOVERNMENT said about that? "If we turn cheer into a sport and force high schools to update their safety equipment, it'll have serious ramifications on his business, so we're not gonna do that."
Friend: ...a PICKLEBALL accident???
Me: man, I bet he's really wishing pickleball updated their safety standards or something right about now.
Friend: that is a SICK BURN, so kudos for that.
















