Without prior reserve, I’d like to app in Luke Skywalker from The Muppet Show. His app is located on this blog and can be found /app.
Thank you for completing your paperwork in a timely manner! Now, let's see here...
The eccentric figure takes back the clipboard and reads through your answers carefully, polite interest in his expression as he nods.
"Listen, I don’t know about this.. Empire you keep talking about, but I can promise you, I have nothing to do with them! But if you mention that weird little droid - well, I know what individuals you might be with. You’ll find a few of them in SUNSET'S END, a faction tucked away in the desert's depths and just out of the law's reach. Charisma will be your friend here - try to not get caught up in too many shady trades!"
With that, they leave you a gift bag containing the following items:
A house key for DEVIL'S LOOP 301,
A palm-sized cellular device, complete with access to the internet!,
A singular wrapped butterscotch. Enjoy!,
Any other notable items you had with you upon arrival have been confiscated by the Rekindler, as have your abilities. Sorry about that, and welcome to your new home in New Yesteryear!
