#jdsla

also this is the most beautiful fucking shit and i am definitely ‘buying’ it again for MONEYS

jfc Noelle’s parents suck.

also god why must min be so.....combative?

why is the narration so...why is everybody so mean to noelle ? is this a refleciton of noelle’s state of mind?

Noelle’s been telling them she doesn’t want to play. She’s not athletic explicitly because she was literally forced to study all day everyday and was never allowed to have fun like a normal kid. I mean. plus poor genes probably. Like, how is nobody being like: ah that sucks mate.

and chryssa is a fuckin- i mean, shes not exactly nice. i didnt even WANT her help. (now i really am thinking like noelle). oh THANKS chryssa i guess...i might forgive you if you give me more positive feedback

holy shit....i realised i feel so yike playing from noelle’s pov because she’s too much like me........this is ...weird. that is to say i am athletic and i wasn’t force to study but i also HATE FAILURE FUCK

ok but they didn’t rat her out so i like them all now

OH MY GOD I JUST REALISED THAT CHRYSSA IS THE KIND SEMPAI PATTING NOELLE ON THE HEAD. also that explains why i get such manga vibes from liz....

really, min. is. min really IS really dumb....i mean she’s still quite nice, but it’s a good thing she is bc diya is gonna have to save her for the rest of her life

ARKASHA I LOVE YOU. also i feel like she clearly has the most self-aware crush on Noelle.

Also Diya is even more clearly a puppy from outside perspective.

THE FUCKING FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST QUOTE

holy shit Noelle is HITTING BACK

experience? me? with entrepreneurial activities? it’s more likely than you think

look, im not part of the workforce yet take this shit and let me live

extra-curriculars? you want what from me mate? im two months into the master. should have done more of the board positions of what? or something?

the fact that steven spent his entire life creating a book full of wedding ideas for the perfect wedding

‘here you go peri’ GODDD I LOVE THEM

- god i love bismuth. - god i...i like how steven said: ‘remember how rose’s war strategy didn’t make any sense’.

- ‘i thought all our problems would dissapear if we could just shatter a diamond. guess she took my advice....’

- hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. i mean the crystal gems are very good at ignoring inconvenient and horrible problems for years and years and years

- i guess they did.........like i am trying to think of what they were all three of em thinking keeping bismuth in the bubble. pearl understood why Rose did what she did and was worried for Steven? Garnet could not understand why Bismuth would have turned against Rose? and now Bismuth is no longer a threat to Steven and Garnet understands turning against Rose. kinda like that?

- god but they are pretty inactive gems aren’t they like why did steven have to think of bismuth

also i laughed so hard at Ice King’s freakout over Finn’s shirt it’s STUPID

omfg pb just went ‘woop’ and fell and marceline was instantly like, WHOOP LET”S CATCH  YOU

ok so the bleeding might just have been Decker according to Wikipedia. which makes it better but maybe absolutely not bc

uh...is Decker seriously the ‘you make this bad man better’ cliche. god no god not like this

so the whole thing with Luci being genuinely shitty to Decker. Being sexually pushy after she’s said no very clearly, blowing her cover, pointing the limelight at her literally and saying she won’t have sex with him which looked very much like public shaming, not taking responsibility for blowing her cover. Then, humanising the guy behind an ideology that genuinely harms people, and making the harmed woman the bad guy. THEN, ‘the boy likes you and that’s why he bullies you double standard excuse’ in some weird echo of Luci’s hugely inappropriate behaviour. And then her daughter explicitly pairing Decker and Luci together because she shot him. YIKES!

YIKES!!!!

They MADE Decker say she was never going to sleep with Luci. They HAD her say that, but then they frame the terrifying moment when she thought the devil was in the room with her (so terrifying that it makes her paranoid and slink around her own house with her gun in hand) they frame it deliberately as some kind of romantic in.

FUCK! THAT!

I shipped them at episode 1 but if they’re gonna play it shitty like this. Now if she ever does get a relationship with him and sleeps with him it’s the good ol trope of the male lead always getting the girl bc that’s just how it is and he deserves it and if you just KEEP AT IT you will get her.

but the metaphysical and psychological aspect of Luci is apparently more complex than caring about someone = human now cry about it. so that might make this series worthwhile still.