#jazzhands

caitlyn and teemo :3c FRIENDS BEFORE SOMEONE HITS ME WITH THE SPONGEBOB BUS

From this prompt list: x

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Silence in Nowhere sounds like static.

Its an incessant maddening vibration at a subatomic level that isn't quite audible. No, instead it makes your bones itch, makes everything look fuzzy around the edges, leaves that metallic taste in your mouth that tastes like wrong.

Caitlyn's used to that.

What she isn't used to is the maddening whine in her ears and the sharpened edges defining the void in front of her. It cuts through the dim flickering light that shines down courtesy of the lone streetlamp - a colorless, lightless expanse of nothing that slices through the fuzzy fabric of reality.

"How bad is it?"

"Bad," Teemo says grimly, and she shifts her focus downward to look at him instead. The void sharpens the edges of his fur to razor sharp pinpricks, giving him a rather porcupine like appearance.

It's been so long since Caitlyn's seen one.

She kneels down beside him. "Can you fix it?"

He sighs, and she feels a fuzzy hand on her knee. "You know what it needs."

@solivcgant gets a jay!

" whoa, hey! sorry, that's my bad, haha. totally got a little too into watching whatever ya seem to be playing. never been one for games but man, this one kinda looks rocking! you're pretty good at it too, i think. you an e-sports guy or? "

ㅤㅤAJAX’S  EYE  WAS  DAMAGED IN  THE  ABYSS,  during  the  fight  with  the  narwhal  in  fontaine.  it  was  caused  due  to overuse  of  their  delusion &&  the  elemental  surges  it  caused.  as  their  delusion  broke,  their  electrical  powers  became  more  and  more unstable  ,  eventually  leading  it  to  lash  out  back  at  them.  this  caused  unrepairable  damage  to  their  true  eye &&  is  the  reason  they  now  wear  an  eyepatch  post-fontaine.  it’s  not  something  they  like  to  talk  about,  and  they  keep  it  hidden  as  much  as  they’re  able.  not  because  they’re  ashamed  of  how  they look,  but  more  ashamed  that  they  were  not  able  to  control  the  power  given  to  them  by  the  tsaritsa. 

ㅤㅤPERMANENT  INTERACTION  CALL  .

this  is  a  permanent  interaction  call  ,  by  liking  this  you're  giving  me  the  a-okay  in  sending  you  random  asks  (  both  just  ones  i  think  of,  or  from  your  own  prompts  tag  )  or  randomly  popping  into  your  dms  here  or  on  discord  if  i  have  you  added.

ㅤㅤ❛❛  oh?  and  what  made  you  change  your  mind?  i  thought  you  absolutely  hated  me.  ❜❜  there's  a  teasing  tone  to  their  voice,  tilting  their  head  curiously  as  they  look  over  the  bar  towards  the  other.  they're  not  really  sure  if  they  believe  him,  even  if  they  do  try  their  best  to  be  good,  they  almost  always  managed  to  screw  it  up.

liyue  was  a  good  example  of  that,  being  a  weapon  of  war  was  another. 

ㅤㅤit's  hard  to  believe  someone  born  to  be  a  weapon  could  be  kind,  could  be  anything  other  than  bad  &&  evil.  ❛❛  is  it  my  charms  ,  or  have  you  actually  begun  to  warm  up  to  me,  master  diluc  ?  ❜❜ 

The shadows of the room shifted, shivering like branches in a breeze, the undeniable stink of more questionable magics seeping in around him as a dark clawed hand and several glowing eyes seemed to emerge from them as though swimming out of the darkness… only to coalesce into a somewhat familiar, haggard, mostly human face. Maintaining direct eye contact, a hand was woven and a bottle of something appeared, and the man poured two hefty shots and offered it out to the man this reality called Loki.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ what's it like being the SUN ?

oh also the black death

i think my gf has covid rn

i genuinely want to fucking die. i can’t believe i got the gumption to clean my kitchen a little and do my laundry for the first time in a couple months. i’m worried im going to have to break up w my sick gf to protect myself so i can languish in abandoned isolation in a messy apartment bc she works in the food industry which protects no one but she won’t fucking move in with me bc still needs to explore sex shit with men which is fine but like baby girl don’t fucking die for some dick. you have a fucking 3mo old kitten.

like she’s trans so she can’t just utilize her degree in an industry AI is killing anyway, service work is kinda all a lot of queer poor ppl have. but i wouldn’t charge her rent. but i couldn’t cover her bills… if she ever did move in anyway

so do i just watch her die a few blocks down from me?

fuck man this world is so horrifically and unendingly cruel and i’m supposed to just clock in to my stupid evil loan call center job tomorrow serving a cog or the very mechanisms that deployed the noose around all of us- to which we placidly accept like stupid animals because we want to go to fucking concerts and fuck strangers and show our stupid ugly smiles instead of wearing a fucking mask

but it doesn’t matter how cautious you are if the powers that be don’t mobilize on public health and safety bc eventually there’s going to be one that will find you even if you never leave your fucking house again

which at a certain point do you just have fun while we can, unsafely? cuz there’s no real escape? is that really so wrong, when we’re all going to meet some horrible, painful and disabling disease that kills you anyway?? or do you just take matters into your own hands once it’s clear you’re too sick to heal but you’re strong enough to execute the final and ultimate act of control?