#jazz hell

Everyone goes to Hell. At least, that's what Minnie McCloud discovers after a stage malfunction sends her careening head first into the afterlife. But the land of fire and brimstone isn't all it's made out to be. Thrown into an underworld of jazz, zip, and deals with the devil, Minnie must avoid breaking the number one rule of Hell: Don't. Cross. Joe. Trouble is, Minnie has a thing for Joe's girl, and Joe's girl's got a thing for her. 

And Joe is not gonna like that.  

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Legendary crooner and owner of the pearl-and-scarab necklace that simply -everybody's- been talking about. You can catch her down at El Diablo Celoso five nights a week, but don't go hoping for a visit to her dressing room afterwards. No one's ever seen her leave the club, or enter it.

World got you down? Try a visit to Hell. We've got everything you need 🔥 Jazz, zip, contracts, deals with the devil 😈 Oh, and world-famous speakeasy songstress, Miss Penelope Gaber (we have her too).

Everyone goes to Hell. At least, that's what Minnie McCloud discovers after a stage malfunction sends her careening head first into the afterlife. But the land of fire and brimstone isn't all it's made out to be. Thrown into an underworld of jazz, zip, and deals with the devil, Minnie must avoid breaking the number one rule of Hell: Don't. Cross. Joe. Trouble is, Minnie has a thing for Joe's girl, and Joe's girl's got a thing for her.  And Joe is not gonna like that.  

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thank you!! welcome to the jazz hell club. it does suck there isn't a ton of fandom content for it :( 2015 was really the heyday for it! even though it's been years since i've written anything for whiplash i think of it often. in fact, i watched the movie again a few weeks ago and i was like fhauialadasnabfhlak over it. i have a few unfinished fics, who knows maybe one day i'll be inspired to finish them!

Big Joe. Devil-in-Absentia. Runs the Upper Levels of Hell just about as long as anyone can remember. His girl? Well that's easy. He's been seeing Miss Penelope Gaber ever since her singing debut ten years ago.

Now was that before or after she died in a car crash that rainy October's eve...

Look out for Jazz Hell at ebook retailers September 1st, or you can preorder now: