JayTimSpooktober - Cryptids
âI donât get it.â
âItâs a shadow,â Tim explained patiently.
Jason rolled his eyes. âYes, I can see that, thank you. Why are you pointing a camera at it?â
âIt might move.â
âIt hasnât done shit during the week you set up surveillance, but it will move now that weâre here with an entire crew and your camcorder, staring at it?â
âMaybe itâs into that.â
âDid you just imply that this Shadow⊠person⊠is kinky?â
Tim smirked. âYou went there, not me.â
In a flash, Jason was up and walking toward the end of the small alley.
âHey, Shadow Person!â he called out. âIâm getting a bit bored here. Wanna get kinky with your shadow tentacles?â
Tim groaned. âJasonâŠâ
âNot even some shadow theatre?â Jason asked. âEveryone can do a dog and a tree. Câmon. Gimme something, Iâm dying of boredom.â
Tim jumped up, something like genuine fear on his face. âJason! I told you to stop provoking them, what ifââ
Jason scoffed. âWhatâs the worst that could happen?â
âPeople disappeared, Jason! We donât know the answer to that, but itâs nothing good.â Coming to a stop next to Jason, Tim shivered. âWhoa. Thatâs quite the cold spot.â
âThe freezer from the restaurant on the other side of the wall, you mean.â
âThat would send out heat, not cold,â Tim shot back.
With a sigh, Jason slid off his jacket and draped it around the shorter manâs shoulders. âSure. Itâs totally a cold spot.â A wink at the camera. âNothing else it could be. Thatâs why Iâm fine with my shirt. Nothing to do with you being a total bean.â
Tim glared at him, but when they went back to their observational posts, he snuggled into the jacket all the same. âWhatâs got you so riled up about this one?â he asked.
Jason ran a hand through his hair. Shrugged. âDunno. I just donât get why this particular alley is any scarier then thousands of others in Gotham.â
âA kid is supposed to have died here.â
âAgainâhowâs that different from the rest of Gotham?â
âYou know as well as I do that violence leaves a mark.â
Okay, Jason couldnât argue with that, so he tried a different tack. âEven if thisâthis Shadow person existsâand thatâs a huge ifâwhatâs the big deal? I always wonder about that.â
Tim raised an eyebrow. âYou wonder whatâs the big deal about a Shadow Person that snatches those that walk by?â
âYeah! Thatâs just your ordinary vigilante. Or, like, take the Yeti. Whatâs so cool about a hairy dude in the mountains eating tourists? At worst, thatâs a serial killer. Nothing interesting about these dudes.â
âWe have no actual evidence they eat people.â
âWe have no actual evidence they exist, Tim.â
âWe do!â Timâs cheeks flushed, as always when he got into his area of specialty. âWhat else do you call the Indian army tweeting about it? And there was that one pictureââ
Jason leaned back, the small smile on his face hidden from the camera, as Tim rambled on and on and on, only stopping when the sun finally rose.
After, when the crew had left and it was just the two of them debriefing, Jason said: âThat was a nice touch, donât you think? Nothing to talk about, no monster to speak of, so letâs bring up the Yeti.â
âI know you play it up the cameras, Jay,â Tim told him. âAnd the viewers love it. But deep down, I think you know Iâm onto something here.â
âKeep telling yourself that, Drake.â Jason shifted uncomfortably. Something in Timâs blue eyes was disconcerting.
âOh, you can keep denying all you want, but Iâll have you admit it eventually.â
Jason couldnât help but grin. âYouâll just have to convince me.â
Tim leaned forward and pressed a kiss to his cheek. Then, while Jason gaped at him, stunned, he ran, hastily calling out: âLookingForwardToItâbyeee!â
Jason stared after him. His cheek burned when he lifted a hand to touch it. That wasâdid that meanâ
âŠit meant he was acting like a schoolgirl in the fourteenth episode of an anime, thatâs what it meant. He turned to the shadows. âNot a word.â
The darkness stayed silent. Good for it.
âNow, you seem to be new, so Iâm cutting you some slack. This is my city. If you wanna feast on those who harm others, be my guest. Iâm not gonna complain if some would-be rapists were to, say, vanish from the corner of Johnson and Third. But if you touch anyone innocentâor anyone that is mineâI will find you, and I will burn out what little is left of your miserable little existence. Understood?â
Jason let his eyes turn green just a little bit, a mere hint of what it was dealing with. It was enough for the shadow to shrink.
Jason nodded, satisfied. âGood night. Letâs not do this again.â
As he walked away, secure in the knowledge that nothing and no-one would block his path, he considered todayâs filming. Tim was rightâthe people loved their banter. Team Sceptic vs. Team Believer and all that. Jason had seen shirts. Todayâs subject would be fresh and exciting enough to keep the discussion going.
A Shade. Who knew. Youâd think Gotham would be full of them, but this was actually the first one Jason had come across.
That was the thing with cryptids, though. Hard to predict which ones were real and which one only existed in the collective mind of an internet forum. And sometimes, the lines between those blurred. Just ask the Slenderman. Guy was a bit of a dick, though, so Jason didnât exactly feel sorry for him.
He actually had no idea about the Yeti or the Chupacabra. The only reason Jason knew that Mothman was real was that heâd accidentally ran into him on a road trip once. Like called to like, and all that. The Lizard Man of Swamp Ore was, sadly, either a myth or very shy. Jason had spent enough time with Tim in that miserable tent to know.
Or maybe, the Lizard Man had just been afraid of him. It didnât matter.
What mattered that Timâsweet, curious, sharp-tongued Tim, the boy that Jason had met ten feet away from a vampire nest and had offered to start a show with just to stop him from enteringâwas safe. Would be safe, as long as Jason was by his side. The funny internet discussions were just a bonus.


















