Rant about Jason/Hal or Roy/Hal? Or God tier Jason/Roy/Hal
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OKAY SO, HALJAY
I've given this ship much thought because I love Jason AND I love Hal, and also I honestly think they have quite a bit in common (they are drift compatible, your honor).
The most obvious thing is that they have both died and gotten better and, once Jason's initial intense phase blows over, they both have similar approaches to the whole "been dead, done that" issue. I mean, they are both disillusioned yet they never lose their will to fight, they never stop fighting---mostly, I'd say, because they don't know how to.
They both have issues with authority even when it comes with the irony that they ARE some sort of authority themselves. They act like they are cool loners, like they can do everything alone, but at the same time they crave friendship and love and companionship. Someone who understands them, understands their approach to things and won't judge as first course of action.
Also, and on a lighter note, they would both agree to having a series of one night stands (that develop into something bigger) when they realize just how much Bruce is going to hate this. They both have So Many Grudges with the same man, they're going to bond over that so fast, I swear.
(adding a read more because I AM ranting)
When things get serious with each other, I think they'd both freak out at first---over different things, at different times.
For Hal it would probably be while he's folding laundry and he notices there's a pile that's all Jay's. For Jason it would be when he thinks of Hal's place as home OR when he realizes he's been thinking of Hal himself as home.
On the frisky side of things, they are compatible. Like, super. And the ring comes in handy 😏😏😏😏 quite a lot
RoyHal
This one has A LOT of comedy potential considering they both have Oliver Queen in common: Roy's mentor and Hal's bestie with occasional benefits.
So Hal and Roy would probably fake date to get on Ollie's nerves except that OH NO it backfires and they fall for each other for realsies. This not only means they have to deal with Dinah's I Told You So face, but also it comes with the classical package of Hal's Having a Crisis.
He's going to panic about it like an idiot for about a day or two until he realizes that fake dating Roy and really dating Roy are virtually the same thing. The thing that changes now is that they kiss For Real and it's all very cliche but it's okay, they are In Love.
Also, Roy's had a crush on Hal since FOREVER and he has jacked off to dreamt of those thighs and chest and waist and arms so many times. The crush develops into something more when he sees how extremely good Hal is with kids. Lian ADORES Hal, which is the only seal of approval that matters.
JAYROYHAL
They get together to piss off Bruce and Oliver at the same time and then it just keeps happening.
That, or they run into each other while ✨ in space ✨, they drink space booze, get drunk and get space married. No in-between. Kori officiated the wedding
Also they would all work very well but it'd would probably be one of those relationships that are like "when it's good, it's awesome. when it's bad, it's hell."
And I don't think neither Jason nor Roy would handle it well when Hal eventually disappears for a while in deep space.
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