#jaybirdtoad

law: "ermm you're already married dude"

batman :*sweat*

superman or something: *stares intensly*

batman: i forgor . who am i married to???

law: this harvey dude

batman: oh! him! sorry honey we just got married for fun when we were teens dw

law:so do you wanna get married

batman: yeah sure give me the papers, sorry honey another time

- @kittzuxp ,someone who doesn't know nearly anything about DC when i told him my headcannon,2025.

Huh????

What? Who are you? Why do you know my name? Who do you work fo- HEY!!!

Wrong! So wrong!

After some time,he remembers to add "Also Ainar will be joining tonight." He says. "You don't know them,but believe me they're fine." He lets out a sigh. "Just...be aware they don't show as much emotion.." he says.