Of course, my lovely! Thank you so much for the ask and I hope you’ll enjoy the headcanons! As always, smut will be under the cut 😊

Jay feels the most himself around any body of water. It could be sitting and relaxing beside a creek or river, out on a lake, but he especially loves the ocean. There’s something about the sound of the waves coming in, the scent in the air, the feel of sand hard beneath his feet that just makes Jay feel, even for a moment, that everything is right in the world.

Jay tends to be an overthinker in all spheres. He overthinks his responsibilities, his decisions, and because of this, he can sometimes hesitate or be vague on purpose, just because he’s not ready to share his thoughts, feelings, or intentions until he’s very sure of them. He overthinks what other people meant by their words and actions. A lot of the overthinking does come from doubt, of course. While Jay is pretty confident, some of that confidence is definitely a front, a façade he puts on because he thinks it’s what is expected and needed from him.

When it comes to relationships, Jay can be a little old-fashioned in a lot of ways. He does have a rather antiquated thought process when it comes to things like who should plan the dates, who should ask who out, who should pay on dates (all him, as the man in the relationship). He can lean in, a little too hard at times, into the idea of having to ‘win’ his partner’s affection, especially in the beginning phases of a relationship. He takes every single opportunity to impress the person he’s crushing on, to show them why he’s the best choice for them, and when the person he likes doesn’t give him those opportunities, he does feel like something might be a little bit missing.

I do think that one of Jay’s major love languages isn’t even one that’s listed in the whole book. His love language? Advice and protectiveness. Once Jay is infatuated with someone or once he’s in a relationship with someone, his already protective side kicks up several dozen notches. It goes into hyper-overdrive. It can actually be a little annoying to his partner, especially if they’re really independent. He’s always going to worry about them, but Jay can take it a step further and be almost overbearing in telling them what they should and shouldn’t do. It will cause at least one or two fights in the relationship, that’s for sure.

Which character enjoys a nice nap?

Out of all of them, it’s Herry to me. While he’s perfectly fine being up, active, and on the go, he’s also not at all averse to just kicking back and relaxing. While he and his Granny did a lot of exciting things together, life with Granny was definitely more low-key and relaxed than the life he’s leading in New Olympus. He just can’t adjust and keeps that relaxed vibe, including taking long naps whenever he feels the need or whenever he has downtime but doesn’t really want to do anything.

Which character is the most emotional?

To me, this is a surprising two-way tie. While all of the heroes can be very emotional at times, as they are all only human, these two are either the most over-the-top about their emotions or they really don’t know how to handle them the best. When I say over-the-top, of course I’m referring to Neil. He’s very much an emotional man, very ego and emotion driven as a person. He’s not shy about speaking up about his emotions and creates scenes when he feels like he’s not being appreciated properly or whenever anything even the tiniest bit bad happens to him, so I do feel he’s quite a bit more openly emotional than the others. However, when it comes to someone who is really emotional but has zero idea how to healthily handle their emotions, that is always Theresa to me. Sure, she might snark, she might try to talk to people about how she’s feeling, but she’s really not the best at it. It always comes across to the others as her talking at them, which can lead to some fights. She also pushes down a lot of her feelings, because she’s just not sure how to properly deal with them, how to change the situations causing those feelings, or she feels like she can’t do anything about them. She bottles up and bottles up and then blows up, making her the other tie for a character that, in my opinion, is incredibly emotional and emotion driven as a person.

Which character can play an instrument?

It’s canon that Theresa is a talented lyre player. However, I do headcanon that Archie can play the drums. He got into it in middle school, something to divert some of the anger he has into, and the act of playing the drums really does soothe him. I also think Neil owns a guitar and has half-heartedly tried to learn to play it, if only to appeal to a whole new audience as a rock star, but the strings hurt his fingers when he tried to play and left unsightly red marks on them, so he just gave up.

Which character tends to bottle things up?

As mentioned above, my biggest contender for this is definitely Theresa. However, I also do think that Jay, because of the pressure he feels to really be a confident leader and to always know what to do, does have a bad habit as well when it comes to bottling up any feelings that he believes make him look weak. Archie tries to bottle up feelings, thinking it would be easier that way, but it never works out for him. He can’t easily damper down and not express his emotions, in the various ways he does.

Which character is the best leader material?

The answer here is completely obvious, so I’m sorry for it not being much of a surprise. Jay is listed as ‘The Leader’, he’s addressed that way, it’s his whole shtick. And that’s for good reason. While he was nervous about being a leader at first, we see him really grow into the role throughout the series and become more comfortable with it. He’s the guy everyone else looks to, the one that not only keeps them all together, but keeps them functioning well as a unit.

Which character has the best singing voice?

I guess I should technically say Theresa, given her voice actor’s fame as Barbie in most of the movies, where she always sings, but her singing voice, while okay, isn’t something that necessarily really appeals to me or that I think is amazing. So, I wanted to explore some other characters that I think have good singing voices – Cronus does, though he sings rarely. He’s got range though and is great at keeping on beat. Archie has a good voice, but he’s a little tone-deaf so he can’t keep the beat while singing without tapping or drumming away on his drums. His voice is very rock-bandesque. Specifically, he’s got one of those voices that would sound great in an alt-rock band.

Which character has the best fashion sense?

This is totally Neil’s jam. The man is obsessed with looking his best and that, of course, extends into the realm of fashion. He is omnivorous when it comes to information about fashion. He knows the history of clothing, he knows the ins and outs of different fabrics, he’s got great colour sense, is up on all the latest trends, and knows his designers. He likes to claim he’s allergic to anything fast-fashion, that only designer clothes are safe to put on his body. While he strives for a casual cool style, he can definitely dress up to the nines as well. While he is, of course, his number one priority when it comes to looking good, he’s also got a really good sense of what will look good on others too, knows how to make their unique bodies shine with clothing. Despite offering help with the other’s fashion choices though, the other’s don’t really take him up on the offers. Might have to do with him being more than a little obnoxious in his wording of the offers, who knows?

Which character has an insatiable sweet tooth?

Herry is, of course, a big eater. That’s proven time and time again. I think he’s really got a huge sweet tooth though, with dessert being almost mandatory for him. I also do think that Theresa has a hidden sweet tooth, though she tries hard not to over-indulge because she does worry about her figure and her health.

Which character has suffered the worst injuries?

While all the heroes really do get battered and bruised up throughout the series, I have to say Jay really does win out. He did actually die in an episode, so that probably does count as the worst injury one can get, even if he did come back from it.

Which character would survive in an apocalypse?

Every single one of them. There’s not a single one of these lovelies who wouldn’t figure out some plan to survive in an apocalypse setting. They all have their own unique talents and they’re all very skilled. Even the least combative inclined of them, like Odie and Neil, would figure out ways to survive. Neil does it out of blind, dumb luck while Odie holes up in a safe bunker and uses technology to ensure his survival. Of course, their best bet is to find each other, join up, and not only survive but start creating a new world together after an apocalypse happens, because they really do shine the brightest and get the most done when they are all together.

Which character is most likely to drunk text someone?

Theresa would not only drunk text but would drunk call. If the person stopped answering their phone or didn’t answer in the first place, she’d be the crazy drunk girl leaving voicemail after voicemail for the person. She’d be so ashamed and embarrassed by her behaviour afterwards and would take steps to not get that drunk again. Odie, in a surprising twist, is also one who would definitely drunk text. He’s a chatterbox of a drunk, though a good spirited one, and alcohol gives him the liquid courage to say every little thing that’s on his mind. He rambles, goes on tangents, sends texts that don’t make a lot of sense, but he’s having the time of his life doing so.

Which two characters would get along well if they met?

Okay, so I’m placing this question and the next in the realm of an AU, where none of the others have ever met and they just happen to meet, as normal students, without any necessity for them to spend time with each other. In such a case, I really do still see Archie and Atlanta getting along well, forging a pretty strong friendship.

Which two characters would get into a fight if they met?

Like the other question, this is kind of set AU! I do think that Neil would have fought with everyone when they met him, because he does take a while to warm up to as a person. He comes across very arrogant and more than a little self-absorbed until you get to know him and people tend to dislike him right away. I also do think that, just meeting each other without having to be together, Archie and Theresa would never get along. They’re just too opposite and they’d rub each other the wrong way.

Which character is easiest to get in the head-space of?

Jay

Aqua: Top or bottom?

I think this is a little surprising, but Jay, while he can and will top, tends to be a bottom more of the time. He’s got a lot of pressure on him as a leader and people always expect him to know what he’s doing and to be in charge and I feel that sexually, he likes to just let go of all that and to relax and let someone else take charge for once. When he’s really stressed or worried about something is the times when he does take charge sexually.

Azure: What’s your biggest turn-on?

He gets really turned on by a lot of touch and he really likes it when his partner gives him back or shoulder rubs or offers him a massage. A full body massage is right up his alley and he’ll be trembling and painfully hard by the end of the massage, right on the edge of orgasm and he’ll desperately need his partner to give him that release.

Baby: Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender?

This is just my personal headcanon, and if your view of Jay differs than I fully support that, but I do think Jay is straight, without even a hint of bicurious tendencies, and I don’t think he’s into the idea of having sex with the same gender and has never done so.

Theresa

Carolina: Have you ever had sex with someone of a different gender?

I do think that Theresa has been with someone of a different gender, and I actually feel that she’d be one of the earlier ones to lose her virginity, probably in her mid-to-late teens.

Cerulean: What’s your biggest turn-off?

It doesn’t seem like it would be her biggest turn-off to most people, but it really is. Theresa is really into her partner’s taking good care of themselves and heavy sweat or body odour will make her completely turned off, as will bad morning breath or a lack of personal grooming.

Cyan: What’s your sexual orientation?

As anyone who has read this blog for a bit knows, I’m not into discussing my takes on a character’s sexual orientation just because I don’t want to stir up any controversy, but rest assured that I am completely cool with however you want to headcanon Theresa’s sexual orientation.

Herry

Cobalt: Rough or soft?

Herry will never purposefully go into sex meaning to be rough and he tries really hard to hold back, since he is aware of his own strength. He prefers softer sex, either just really romantic or lazy or caring. That being said, when he gets really lost in pleasure, he can lose a little bit of his self-control and things can get quite rough, especially when he’s getting close to his orgasm.

Cornflower: Are you a virgin?

Herry’s one of the last to lose his virginity. His grandmother had the talk with him fairly early in his life and while she explained the details, she also hammered it into his head that he shouldn’t rush to lose his virginity, that it was to be a gift between two people who truly love each other, and Herry wouldn’t really want to lose his virginity until he really fell in love for the first time.

Denim: Are you naturally submissive or dominant?

Because of his size, a lot of people would just assume that Herry was more into being dominant sexually but he’s really not. He actually leans more towards being submissive sexually and is so eager to please his lovers, willing to let them take the lead or to follow their orders. That being said, he’s not into anything more extreme than maybe being tied up, and he wouldn’t like a harder dom or anything degrading in the slightest. He needs a soft dom, who will give him praise and encouragement and won’t push his limits too much.

Atlanta

Electric: Do you prefer lingerie to regular underwear?

Not at all. Atlanta lives in her sports bra and plain cotton underwear and I feel she’d actually be really into boxer shorts, especially the ones designed for women, especially in fun patterns or prints.

Indigo: Do you like phone sex?

No. This is actually a pretty hard no for her. It’s just awkward and it does nothing for her and, if a partner was to keep pushing for it or trying to instigate it, it actually turns her off quite a bit.

Lapis: What’s your best fantasy?

Atlanta has a really big kink for sex outdoors. She wants to go for midnight runs that end with getting rutted against a tree or her riding her partner desperately in a forest clearing, the sound of nature and the feeling of the wind on her skin just enhancing the sounds of sex and pleasure and the feeling of deep need and approaching orgasm.

Odie

Midnight: Are you into role-play?

I do see this being a kink for Odie. He likes sexy costumes on his partner and especially sexy cosplays from his favourite comics, videogames, and shows. Most of his roleplay would veer into geeky territory, though he does have a thing for student-teacher roleplays or the hot librarian roleplay.

Oxford: Have you ever had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period?

No. And it will remain a no forever, even if it is a kink of his partner’s and even if his partner gives him permission. Odie is so incredibly monogamous that the idea of being with more than one person sexually makes him a little nauseous. He doesn’t even find the idea of a threesome appealing, despite it being one of the most common male fantasies.

Periwinkle: Do you use sex toys often?

I don’t think Odie uses sex toys all that often. He has an interest in sex toys and he’s really into the idea of using one but he’s really quite shy with his sexuality and he’s too embarrassed to order them online and definitely wouldn’t ever be able to walk into a sex shop to buy one.

Neil

Persian: Would you do public sex at all?

Okay, I know this might seem out there, but I feel, what with his inflated ego, high opinion of his own attractiveness, and need for attention that Neil actually would do porn with a partner if they were at all up to it. He’d be completely fine with them not wanting their own face shown and he wouldn’t brag about it, but he definitely enjoys filming them having sex and would throw it up on PornHub.

Powder: Vanilla sex or spiced up?

Neil needs a mixture of both. He can get bored pretty easily sexually. He still wants vanilla sex, especially if he’s feeling blue or if he’s in a lazy period, but he wants there to be some sexual adventure in his sex life. When he and his partner are experimenting sexually or indulging in kinks, he wants those occasions to be more of a big deal, with more effort put into those times.

Prussian: Confess a kink to me?

Neil really likes to watch himself have sex, so he’ll really enjoy having sex with a partner in front of a mirror. In his own bedroom, he’ll probably install a mirror on the ceiling just so that he can always see the action from multiple angles, no matter what position he’s in.

Archie

Royal: What’s your favourite position?

Archie’s actually really simple in terms of his taste and he’ll really enjoy most of the basic vanilla positions, though he does like cowgirl position a little more than some of the others because of the visual aspects of it. However, he does need a lot of changing it up in terms of positions during sex to actually reach orgasm.

Sky: Do you read smut/watch porn?

I actually have this pretty strong headcanon that not only does Archie read smut, but he writes it too. He’s really popular in a couple of fandoms, or on places like Wattpad where he posts more original writings, for his erotic writing.

Teal: Where was the strangest place you ever had sex?

Archie is another one who I could see being quite into having sex in nature, provided that it was done in a more private setting. I think he’s probably had sex in a cave while out hiking, with that being the strangest place for him.

Tiffany: Would you/do you do sex work?

That’s one of Archie’s heaviest hard no’s. He’s not puritanical, by any means, but he does have a healthy respect for sex and doesn’t believe it should be a really casual thing and I think he’d have a less than stellar view of those who did do sex work.

Cronus

Turquoise: Have you ever taken part in group sex?

Yes. It was a different time, the time of the Titans, a time when morals weren’t quite so rigid and hedonistic tendencies flourished.

True: Do you remember your first time?

I really don’t think that Cronus would remember his first time. Being immortal, he’s had eons of experience and living and pleasant memories tend to be easily discarded from his mind.

Ultramarine: Do you do/enjoy oral?

New ref sheet for Midas! They’re now in their 60′s.  I find the concept of Cronus and Midas bickering funnier when they’re both old TIMErs.

Bonus Comic Under Cut:

Give it a view since all episodes are on Youtube while we wait for our Seaweed Brain to grace the Silver Screen!