Lancaster Prompt:
Seeing as it is Valentine's Day, and you are no doubt saturated with Lancaster Valentine's, allow me to try something different.
Spring is finally here, which means the return of birds singing, flowers blooming, sun shining, and-
ACHOO!
Allergies returning. And this year is especially bad, as Jaune is very allergic to flowers. He feels miserable and stuffy. If only there was a flower he knew that didn't make him allergic sneeze everywhere who could help him through this pollen season.
Jaune laid in his bed, tissues next to him on his night stand, cursing the brothers for giving him a massive amount of aura, yet he’s weak to pollen. He can get smacked around by a Ursa, but one nanosecond of contact with pollen and it’s like taking an arrow to the chest. But fortunately for him, there’s one flower that provides him comfort instead of nasal anguish like the others. A lovely little Rose, just happens to be laying next to him while they binge a bunch of anime.
Jaune: (nasally) you know maybe I should incorporate some of Denji’s fighting techniques.
Ruby: oh I can see it now, Jaune Arc: slayer of Grimm, bane of testicles.
Jaune: (Nasally) hey if it’s so or die I’m pretty sure kicks to the balls are allowed.
Ruby: I’m just saying, kick to the balls isn’t what real huntsman do.
There was a brief silence between the two for about five seconds until Jaune opened his mouth.
Jaune: (nasally) gurl you sooo would.
Ruby: dude have you met Tyrian? A swift kick to the dick would probably fix what’s broken up there.














