#jaspaya

wow so basic!!!!

collects rocks: jasper because he thinks he could use them for something someday

takes pictures of the other while they’re asleep: jasper would start it just to be annoying then maya would be like “jasper stop pls” but then she’d start doing it too

gets drunk and breaks shit: definitely jasper and that is the day maya removes the alcohol from their house

can’t swim: maya and she refuses to try unless jasper stops splashing her

remembers to feed the fish: maya loves the fish

puts up Christmas decorations in November: jasper gets really excited and maya goes with it because she thinks it’s cute

sends inappropriate texts and SnapChats while the other is in a meeting: definitely jasper

makes Sims just to drown them in the pool: jasper because he is immature

brings the other coffee at work: they both do this pretty often

takes gym locker room selfies: they both do

signs them up for tennis lessons and a salsa-making class: jasper and maya’s like “nooo” and he’s like “cmon it could be fun!!!”

forgets to charge the other’s iPad and leaves it dead on the coffee table: maya mostly but jasper does too