David: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Jack: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
David: Yes.
Spot: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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David: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Jack: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
David: Yes.
Spot: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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David: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Spot: I'm a knife.
Jack, from across the room: He's the little spoon.
Jack: It's going to work, trust me.
Spot: Trust you?
Jack: ...Trust David?
Spot: David I trust.
Spot x Jack x David au
The couple are either Javid and the third person is Spot or they are Jackpot and the third person is David. The text is just Jack's because he wants to tease the person, but the joke goes a bit too far and they end falling in love (the three of them).
Jack: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?
Spot: Are you calling me short?
Jack: I'm calling you... what was it??
David: Vertically challenged.

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David: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Spot: Just rip the bandage off.
David: It’s Jack.
Spot: Put the bandage back on.
Jack, texting David: David! Help I’m being kidnapped.
David: Where are you?
Jack: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
David: I’ll call Spot.
Spot, answering his cell: Y’ello?
David: Where’s Jack? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.
Spot: Jack? Whaddya mean, he's right next to me-
Spot:
Spot: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Spot: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Jack: WHO ARE YOU?!
Jack: I told Spot his ears flush when he lie.
David: Why?
Jack: Look.
Jack: Hey Spot! Do you love us?
Spot, covering his ears: No.
David: