Star: Can I be frank with you guys?
Tyla: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Alex: Can I still be Alex?
Rain: Shh, let Frank speak.
Rain: *Gently taps table*
Jarold: What are they doing?
Star: *Aggressively taps table*
Rain: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU LITTLE---
(Tyla, Star, and Rain are sitting on a bench.)
Alex: Why do you guys look so sad?
Star: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
Star: The bench is freshly painted.
Star: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Jarold: Should we do something?
Tyla: No, I want to see who wins.
Alex: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Star: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Jarold: I got distracted about halfway through.
Tyla: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Rain: Star isn’t answering her phone.
Rain: Tyla and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Alex: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Star?
Jarold: I’m emotionally depressed! :(