Japuta
This is something that happened to me yesterday, but before I tell exactly what happened I think I gotta explain you the meaning of "japuta". You see, in Spanish the insult "son of a bitch" is both "hijo de puta" (male) & hija de puta" (female). Well, there are 2 forms for short :"hijo/a puta" & "joputa/japuta". Well, "japuta" actually has a meaning apart from the insult; a japuta is also a fish - interesting, huh?- so, in my family we developed a comeback for whenever we call somebody like that and we're about to get lectured: "I didn't insult them, I call them fish". And that brings us to what I wanted to say: Yesterday I was with my sister, we were talking about whatever, I don't remember what, and I did a coment that gave my sister the right to call me "japuta". When she did so I answered "We have the same mother" (you know, for the son of a bitch thing); and before she could use our answer, I finished "...So we're the same kind of fish". Luckily, I made her laugh and I got a funny, remarkable memory. Sorry, if that was silly but I had to get it out of my system and... you guys got to learn something so, we all won? Thank you.
