I choose to believe that the only reason that Alexander Hamilton and Thomas Jefferson hate each other that much is because the universe knows that if the two were friends they would rule the world. Not even George Washington in all his political power and popularity could hold back the tidal wave of sheer pretentious word vomit that these two could come up with. You just know that the combined powers of two people this smart and this sassy would absolutely obliterate anyone in their path. And they would absolutely love being friends, they'd spend hours in one of their offices coming up with solutions to the country's problems and bouncing ideas off of each other, banter while doing so, and getting less drained while working because they're having more fun with it. They'd be too productive. Instead they have to keep each other in check by doing nothing but argue constantly.
