ive cooked a couple griefer body horror headcanons but i forgot to send em here so have some normal Griefer headcanons instead
-ignoring the pile of cans in his room Griefer actually eats healthy! 3 balanced meals a day! And a couple snacks (mostly fruits) throughout the day! That jackfruit outside his crib was actually his! It was something he was saving for another time
-even if he has his own set up at his crib he's a regular to Turitopolis' pisonet cafe, tixnet cafe?? Roblox equivalent of it?? mostly due to it having faster lan, it lets him pwn noobs better 😎
-some ppl be questioning "how is he not over heating in that jacket??? He's in the jungle bruh" The answer is it's actually thin, like, its light-wear, it's not a bad quality clothing (its good quality btw!) but its like, deceptively warm looking, you'd think this jacket of his would help him visiting Blackrock but it's really not gonna do anything. (A lot of the jackets in Turitopolis are like that)
-he wears it btw because 1. It looks cool 2. It covers and protects his arms from the sun and bugs 3. It looks cool
-conflicted on him smelling really bad (it just makes sense) or him actually taking frequent baths (because he would HATE bugs). Unfortunately after post bubonification he has a constant flower scents bugs LOVE
-have i talked about how he gained a taste for The Special before. He has gained a taste for The Specials. If anything i think he would also just eat compost. Hell, even dirt, he could even tell the quality of the dirt jsut from the taste. Y'know how if you eat Compost in battle it doesnt do anything? Hc that it works as a healing item for Griefer. Shove dirt in his mouth hell yeah
mf doesn’t touch grass but also touches it at the same time