#jakesworld

*I always text my best friend Jake every full moon now asking him things like, "OH NO! its a full moon! have you wolf out yet!?" or like "are your wolf senses tingling??" So here's what happened this full moon.*

Me: AHHHHH! ITS A FULL MOON!! have you tried to kill anyone yet???

Jake: I just woke up in the bathroom at work and I killed everyone in the store....i don't remember anything....I'm covered in blood.

Me: Hold on tight bud! I'll be there soon. We'll make it look like a freak killer with his pet wolf came in to the store and killed everyone and you somehow were the lone survivor! This can work!

Jake: thank you! pleas hurry!!.....and bring some sweet tea lol

Me: I'm there in like 5 mins! Hang tight! We'll have to try and do better next full moon. Maybe look you up in an abandon warehouse. and HAHA! you know you only get sweet tea if you DONT kill anyone :P

Jake: idk if that will hold but I'll try anything at this point. and fuck! fine!

Me: HAHAHAHAHA!!! oh man we are too silly Jake! im so putting this on tumblr!

Jake: HAHA! do it! :P

*Jake has gum hanging from his lips*

Jake: Oops there it goes again!

Me: Keep it in your mouth!!

Jake: Oh that's what she said....or um that's what I said.