#jaderei

Usagi and Mamoru: We love each other to the moon and back.

Ami and Zoisite: Our love for each other is so great in numbers, it exceeds the digits of pi.

Rei and Jadeite: We love each other so much we'd throw ourselves into wildfires for the other.

Makoto and Nephrite: We would cause the stars to explode and thunderstorms just to see the other smile.

Minako and Kunzite: We would stab ourselves with our swords to protect the other.

Haruka and Michiru: We would drown people and cause earthquakes for the other.

Naru and Umino: We would rob jewelry stores to see each other happy.

Chibiusa and Hotaru: We would walk across seas of Legos to see the other.

Usagi, about Mamoru: We met at a coffee shop. He accidentally took my order, then bought me a new one AND a box of cupcakes. We talked for hours until the cafe closed and went on a date the next day.

Minako, about Kunzite: We met in kindergarten. He shared his animal cookies with me and I gave him some of my pretzels. He also pegged a sand ball at another kid for stepping on my sandcastle. I should put animal cookies and pretzels on our shopping list.

Makoto, about Nephrite: We met at summer camp. We had to go zip-lining together and got caught midair for three hours. Then, we both went out on a rowboat in the middle of the lake and somehow got sick. We were stuck in the cabin watching Beauty and the Beast, Mulan and Bambi for a week. I still cry every time I see a deer. Bambi’s mom didn’t deserve that! *breaks out sobbing*

Ami, about Zoisite: We met in art class when we were eight. Some guy was making fun of his manga-esque artwork assignment so I decided to rebel for once and dump a bucket of paint on him. The five weeks of Saturday detentions was so worth it. Zoi made me a card to say thank you, and it’s been taped to the inside of all of my school lockers ever since. I’ll fight anyone who makes fun of me for it.

Jadeite: Hey, what kind of animal is the pink panther?

“E-everyone is bi...”

Ami and Zoisite/ZoiAmi: LadyNoir - Intelligent, brave, kindhearted and determined girls with playful and flirty guys who come off as cocky

Jadeite and Rei/JadeRei: Ladrien - Blushing dork and protective boys with their fiery, passionate and lovable girlfriends

Makoto and Nephrite/MakoNeph: Adrienette - Kids who begin their canon roles in the series without parents or a good role model (Makoto and Adrien) with those who love them unconditionally (Marinette and Nephrite); and both include badass girls who are sweethearts deep down, and protective but affectionate boys, along with both couples being the lovey-dovey ones of the group and overly saccharine with one another

Rei: Heck.

Jadeite: You're on thin fucking ice.