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To keep it classy, I'll take a pregnancy test on Mother's Day.

Minako

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Minako: You need to make them think you're stronger than you actually are.

Usagi: That's what you do.

Minako: Me? Oh no. My power is no illusion. I can fucking demolish you.

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Oops, I committed tax fraud, and I'm wanted by the Chinese government for 15 federal crimes... sucks being a, uh, Libra.

Minako

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Makoto: I don't want to lie anymore.

Ami: Makoto-

Haruka: Lie about what?

Makoto: *sighs* It's Ami. I've been dating Ami.

Everyone:

Everyone: AMI??!!

Rei: *stands up* Mako's not the only one!

Usagi: *gasps* You're dating Ami, too?

Rei: What? No- I...

Rei: *sighs* Minako's always been my best friend, but now I love her.

Minako: *stands up and hugs Rei*

Michiru: Wait a minute...

Michiru: *counting with her fingers* Makoto and Ami... Rei and Minako? You mean...

Michiru: I'VE BEEN KEEPING MY RELATIONSHIP WITH HARUKA A SECRET THIS WHOLE TIME FOR NOTHING??

Haruka: Babe...

Chibiusa: *uncontrollably sobbing* I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!!!

Makoto: Wait, you have a girlfriend?

Chibiusa: Yeah... she's one of my friends from school, Hotaru.

Usagi: *throws her hands in the air* Now wait a gosh-darned second!

Everyone:

Usagi: Is there anybody else who's going to come out?

Everyone: ...

Setsuna: *appears out of nowhere* I don't like anyone!

Jadeite: *holding out a hand* Hey Rei, wanna dance with a cool guy?

Rei: I'd love to. Where is he?

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Minako: When the snow melts, what does it become?

Rei: Water.

Minako: *hits buzzer*

Minako: When the snow melts, it becomes spring.

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I feel a disturbance in the force... there's joy? In my office?

Beryl

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Kunzite: Zoisite is a precious cinnamon roll who's never done anything wrong in his entire life!

Nephrite: Never done anything wrong?! He set an entire city block on FIRE!

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*At Usagi and Mamoru’s wedding*

Pastor: If anyone wishes to object, speak now or forever hold your peace.

Rei: I object!

Rei: It has been a true pleasure watching your distracting and childish rivalry evolve into a distracting childish courtship, and now into what I’m sure will be a distracting childish marriage.

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Bold of you to assume Rei isn’t the one officiating this distracting childish marriage

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HAHAHA YOU’RE RIGHT

But if you wanna know, it’s actually Setsuna who’s officiating the distracting childhood marriage (their aro-ace mom friend lol)

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Kunzite: It's all my fault.

Jadeite: No, it's my fault.

Zoisite: No, both of you. It's my fault.

Nephrite: Yeah, that's true. It's their faults.

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Rei: Usagi may annoy me to pieces, but she's never lied to me.

Usagi: Thanks for the compliment... I think?

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Prof. Tomoe: Do you know why I have a female attack dog?

Haruka: Because bitches stick together?

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I wouldn't say Rei is a close friend of mine. I say 'hi', she says 'shut the fuck up'.

Usagi

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I don't regret a thing, because following rules is gay and I'm bi.

Makoto probably

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Ami: Rei.

Rei: Ami.

Usagi: Usagi.

Ami: Okay, you just said your own name.

Usagi: It was the only one left.

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Haruka: Does Setsuna ever sleep?

Michiru: I think she periodically makes a whirring noise and then shuts down.

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Michiru: Doctow, we're wosing them!!

Haruka: Quick, hand me the defibwiwatow!

Setsuna: Please, turn off my fucking life support.

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