lost in a daydream

i knowwwwww in my heart ilya would love taking shanes last name and after they have kids referring to their family unit as hollanders. ilya turning around to the backseat like okey hollanders here is plan. we are going to be in and out of costco in thirty minutes. you may choose ONE item each. if we get separated we meet at optometrist. we will get ice creams on way out as long as everyone is cool and nobody tells dad. hollanders on three.

need kcd3 to have a dialogue option at the beginning to continue the hans romance (like theresa in 2) and if you pick it you start the game with some terrible cringe love poetry in your inventory

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

sometimes you just gotta fuck up your sleep schedule by reading all 100k words of a fic you're not even enjoying, and don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise