Chucky Pros
Your Height
Independent
Practical
#DarkWoke
Makes you laugh
Always has some kind of plan
You always make up after a fight, he is capable of apologizing
Beautiful blue eyes <3
Metalhead
Cons
You’re 2’5”
Commitment Issues (He’s trying his best though!)
Doesn’t know who Martha Stewart is
Misogynist
Anger Issues
Doesn’t help with chores
You’re going to fight a lot
Receding hairline
Jack
Pros
8 feet tall + The strength of 10 men
Emotionally Available + Romantic
Loves to Bake!
Can turn to liquid/gas which makes it easy to provide for you
Makes you laugh
Excited to start a family with you
You’re probably not going to fight very often
Adorable Snowman!
Cons
8 feet tall + The strength of 10 men
Codependent + Disregards Boundaries
Cannibal
Misogynist
Even worse anger issues
Wants as many children as you can physically have
Lovebomber
Sadist (You’re not the exception)
Alcoholic Chainsmoker
Bald
Some Child’s Play friends and I have been discussing recently how similar Chucky and Jack are so I thought it would be funny to put together this little chart
If you’re a horror fan who was put off by the storyline of Chucky stalking a pregnant woman and crippling her daughter for refusing to be with him, like you felt this was out of character as I’ve observed from some fans, watch Jack Frost and see a slasher who WOULD absolutely do that 💀 without hesitation
