ideal first date: you steal $15,000,000 from a mob boss to donate to charity. i (a bounty hunter) kidnap you and take you on a roadtrip across the country. we manage to piss off both the fbi and the mob. we forge a deep emotional connection and you encourage me to open up about my traumatic past and earlier life as a police officer. you get kidnapped from me multiple times but i fight to get you back. we steal all manner of vehicles including my ex-wife’s car and a small airplane. i team up with the fbi to rescue you a final time before letting you go to destroy my terrible employer. we kiss etc etc the end.