Jill: Okay, very important question. Which one of you is the clingy one?
Joseph: *offended* I'm not clingy!
Rachel: Babe, you're like a baby monkey. I literally can't get you off me.
Joseph: Well, maybe I am a baby monkey? Ever thought about that? Besides, I feel comfortable and warm when I'm with you, and safe. And I love your smell.
Rachel: Awww, that's really sweet. But it doesn't help the fact that you're crushing my lungs sometimes.
Joseph: That only proves how much I love you.
Rachel: By nearly killing me?
Joseph: You ascend to heaven almost every night in our bedroom and now you're complaining about me snuggling with you?
Rachel: THAT'S NOT THE POINT! Also, I wasn't complaining. I just, y'know, like to be able to breathe.
Joseph: *chuckles* For someone who 'likes to be able to breathe', you sure seem to enjoy voluntarily choking on a certain body part.
Joseph: *smiles smugly* I did.
Jill: Wow uh, that conversation took a rather quick turn....
Joseph: Speaking of quickies.....
Rachel: Because I say so!
Rachel: Shut up and go cling to a tree!
Jill: You two should get married. For real.