i have a teensy tinsey problem with falling in love with the (usually) non canon, doomed by the narrative, angst ridden, tragic ships…
i don’t plan on solving this problem
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i have a teensy tinsey problem with falling in love with the (usually) non canon, doomed by the narrative, angst ridden, tragic ships…
i don’t plan on solving this problem

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When I ship a non-canon pairing and I hate the canon couple, it means the writers were wrong. Not me.
My (possibly) unpopular opinions on FRIENDS:
It doesn't really matter whether Ross and Rachel were on a break or not. Even if they had broken up , to sleep with someone else 3 hours later, go to alarming lengths to lie about it and then expect for your girlfriend to forgive you because of a technicality is INSANE.
Ross wasn't entirely right about Mark. Yes, he had feelings for her but Ross was convinced Rachel was going to cheat on him with her. But when Mark does end up asking her out, he says he didn't do it earlier BECAUSE she was with Ross. He was never trying to make her cheat on Ross with him.
Rachel and Phoebe's friendship deserves more appreciation. They thought of making another group together, they were roommates for a while and Rachel immediately believed Phoebe when she told her about Paolo.
Emily deserved better. (I know this is relatively popular but just in case it wasn't..) Her fiance said someone else's name at the altar, went on their honeymoon with that same person and then hung out with her every day after that. Now I know it must have been hard for Ross and Rachel to not be friends but it wasn't entirely unfair for her to expect Ross to cut ties and I don't like that the show demonised her for it.
Rachel and Joey wasn't a bad ship. I know people like Ross and Rachel together because they've always hinted they'd get back together at some point, but to say Joey and Rachel was forced doesn't make sense. Joey was legitimately in love with Rachel. They have the same sense of humour, they lived together for ages without too many hiccups. He was always there for her when she was pregnant. They were the epitome of friends to lovers. The chemistry was always there but people were too obsessed with Ross and Rachel to see it.
As always, feel free to disagree but be polite. Leave your unpopular opinions about F.R.I.E.N.D.S in the comments.
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my top 15 ships if anyone cares:
1. Bechloe (duh)
(Pitch Perfect)
2. Romanogers
(Marvel Cinematic Universe)
3. Emisue🌋
(Dickinson)
4. Evelyncelia
(The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo)
5. Deckerstar
(Lucifer)
6. Mondler
(FRIENDS)
7. Calzona
(Grey’s Anatomy)
8. Marina (iconic scene below🙈)
(Station 19)
9. Petergwen
(The Amazing Spider-Man 1&2)
10. Violivia
(She’s The Man)
11. Merder (Grey’s Anatomy)
12. Staubrey (Pitch Perfect)
13. Roey (FRIENDS)
14. Merdison (Grey’s Anatomy)
15. Agentdiamond (D.E.B.S.)
I just have a lot of feelings about Joey and Rachel in “The One with the Secret Closet” specifically the scene where Rachel is worried because something doesn’t feel right with the baby and Joey immediately reassures her, makes a smart plan to take her to the hospital to be completely safe and contact Ross. All in the space of ten seconds of getting home. People call Joey dumb (and he can be) but he acted straight away and thought completely logically despite secretly being scared himself because he didn’t want to freak Rachel out by panicking as well.
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