#izsmo

IzSmo art by @flaggermousseart. Please check out the full piece here!

Propaganda under the cut.

(ノ°∀°)ノ⌒･*:.｡:*･*☆ NSFW SmoIzou

First of all, it's IzSmo 😛 Anyway, I've answered most of these questions quite some years ago too, but that was so long ago, and I don't really remember much about what I said back then and decided not to look it up so I can just answer these with how I feel about them right now. (though I don't think it'll differ much from back then)

Ask me about a ship and I'll tell you... NSFW edition (asks still open)

Who is the loudest?

Izou, definitely. Not in a way that he moans and screams a lot (though he’s probably a little louder than Smoker in that aspect as well), but in a way that he talks a lot during sexy times. He likes to tell Smoker what to do and not to do, and he loves to talk dirty.

Who is the more submissive?

Smoker, definitely. Izou likes to be quite dominant, and Smoker lets him. Outside of the bedroom Smoker would never be caught dead being anywhere near submissive, but inside the bedroom (and some other places… you get the picture) he loves to let go and be at Izou’s mercy. And like I said, Izou likes to tell Smoker what to do and what not to do. Smoker would never admit it to anyone else, but it turns him on when Izou does that.

Who is more experimental?

Izou. He loves to try out new things to see if they work for them. Smoker is open to trying new things as well, but he’d almost never suggest anything, unless it’s something that sounds really fucking hot to him.

Do they fuck or make love?

Kinda depends on who tops. When Smoker tops, it tends to be a little rougher than when Izou tops (though not always). I think these are the fuck/make love ratios: When Izou tops: 30/70, when Smoker tops: 80/20, so in total that would be 50/50 (you do the math 😉)

Lights on or lights off?

On. Definitely on. Izou relies on Smoker being able to see him. To seduce him and to bring him added pleasure. He knows how to work his looks. He wouldn’t know what to do if the lights were off. (So maybe in those rare moments where there’s no light, Smoker grabs the opportunity to reverse their roles)

Who likes sexting the most?

Izou. He loves to send Smoker spicy texts and teasing photos. He also loves to do it during the most inconvenient times for Smoker, like when he is at work. Smoker is never really one to sext much back; he isn’t good at it, feels really awkward when typing out those kind of things. Besides, it’s not really appropriate to be texting those kind of things during work and stuff. This doesn't bother Izou, because he knows how much his texts and photos affect his lover and that's all that matters to him.

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?

Neither would catch each other, but Smoker might get caught by someone else, when Izou’s text really become too much and he has to go find a private place somewhere to relieve some pressure. He tries to make sure it’s really private though, so chances of getting caught aren’t that big, but it must have happened at some point.

Who is better at oral and who prefers it?

I-Z-O-U. Izou is amazing at giving head. He knows how to make it look amazing too, and that’s at least half of the pleasure for Smoker, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t very good at making Smoker feel good as well.

Who usually initiates things?

Izou. He loves to seduce Smoker (and is very good at it). However, that doesn’t mean Smoker never initiates things. His style is much more direct though. He doesn’t beat around the bush and let’s Izou know immediately (either with words or actions) when he wants to have sex. Izou can easily take a few hours to get Smoker hot and bothered before they really start, because he enjoys seeing how long it takes before Smoker can’t take it anymore. Doesn’t mean Izou always has the patience for it though, sometimes he’s just really horny too 🤭

Who has the most/weirdest kinks?

@vergina-spva

Happy Birthday to this ask~ it's 8 years old now! 🥳🎂

Smoker doesn't like nail lacquer~ 💅🏼

IzSmo art by @flaggermousseart. Please check out the full piece here!

Propaganda under the cut.

(ノ°∀°)ノ⌒･*:.｡:*･*☆ SFW SmoIzou

*pretends nothing ever happened* 😇 So... I guess it's about time I answer this one, isn't it? (like, a month or so later)

Who is the grumpiest in the morning

Smoker, on account that Smoker’s always a bit grumpy. I think both of them aren’t very much affected by early mornings (though Izou maybe a bit more if he’s had a long night), because Smoker is just a morning person and Izou is used to getting up early because he needs at least an hour longer than Smoker to get ready. He needs to look pretty, and his hair and make-up aren’t gonna look perfect by themselves. It takes time. However, don't talk to him before he finishes his morning ritual. He needs this time to get mentally ready for the day as well.

Who worries more when the other is sick/hurt

Izou definitely worries more. Or at least… he shows his worry more. Smoker can worry to, but he’d never let anyone know until it’s really really bad.

Who plays pranks on the other

Izou, obviously. Smoker and pranks? Never.

Who is always the first to suggest cuddling on the sofa

Izou. He needs more affection and mostly he’s not too proud to suggest it. Smoker likes it too, but he’s too proud to admit it and so, won’t suggest it very often.

Who insists on creating nicknames for the other

Izou. Izou. Izou. He’s got a whole list of nicknames.

Who says ‘I love you’ first

Oooh that’s a difficult one. I don’t think I’ve ever written a fic where either of them said those words… 😱 hmmm I think maybe Smoker would say it sooner (but not until he’s definitely 100% sure), but Izou would be more like: show it with action, not words. So when Smoker says it, he would be like ‘of course, I knew that already’ and not even realize he hasn’t said it himself, because he’s already shown it so many times, hasn’t he? While for Smoker the words mean a lot more.

Who’s the messiest one

Hmmm I guess Smoker. He’s not very messy, but he’s like ‘yeah I leave some stuff lying around, that’s how I know where things are’. While Izou is like ‘everything has its standard, orderly place and if it’s not there, I’ve lost it.’ Izou cleans up after himself immediately. When he’s used something, it goes back to where it belongs. Can you imagine having his eyeliner lying around somewhere? What if he misplaced his lipstick? Na-ah, can’t have that. Then he would have to grab another shade and he would have to change his whole outfit. So everything goes back where it belongs immediately. He shouldn’t try to clean up after Smoker though. Because then Smoker can’t find anything back. He left those papers on his desk for a reason. Why the hell would you think his cigars need to be put out of sight? What if he needs a smoke? Leave them on the table (and the other 20 places he keeps cigars).

Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA

Smoker. No doubt about it. He’s not incredibly itchy about it, but he’d rather not show any affection in public. Izou loves to show affection in public, though, so Smoker will just have to deal with it.

Who’s the funniest drunk

Izou. Smoker gets even more grumpy when he’s drunk. Izou just gets funnier. Starts telling embarrassing stories about everyone his company knows.

Who texts the most

Izou.

Who has the most embarrassing taste in music

Izou. Definitely. Smoker is probably a Classic Rock kinda guy. Izou listens to the most obscure stuff.

Who reads the most

Hmmmm I think they both read more or less the same amount, but when it comes to books (rather than newspapers and magazines, which they both read more than books), it’s Izou. He loves the tacky romantic novels and the odd thriller.

Who’s better with kids

Both are great, but SMOKER. Never forget the pants that ate the little girls ice cream. Smoker is fantastic with kids (I just completely don’t remember how he was around the kids at Punk Hazard 😂 but I guess that’s something to pay attention to during my rewatch)

Who’s the one that fixes things around the house

Smoker. Sometimes Izou, but only if there’s no risk of his nails breaking.

Who cooks and who cleans up

[REQUESTS STILL OPEN]

I'LL DO BOTH

SFW version (get the template here)

NOTE: Ara, ara, ara~ Someone's getting a little antsy now hmmm? 😗😗😗 Send me all the ships you want. You can't break me again 😈😈😈 @vergina-spva

1. Who is the grumpiest in the morning?

SMOKER - I mean c'mon. When isn't he a grumpy grump?

2. Who worries more when the other is sick/hurt?

IZOU - Izou worries more because Smoker doesn't care at all. He trusts Izou can take care of himself, which he does, but also Izou takes care of Smoker, how can he worry about Izou when he can't even take care of himself 🙄

3. Who plays pranks on the other?

NEITHER - Izou teases Smoker sometimes, and Smoker will tickle Izou when he's busy (because he's just so damned cute) but they don't prank each other.

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Well… I can think of one prank~

4. Who is always the first to suggest cuddling on the sofa?

IZOU - Busy or not, Izou will drag Smoker's ass to the sofa and make him cuddle with him. It is Izou time meaning it's cuddle time. No excuses.

5. Who insists on creating nicknames for the other?

NEITHER - they just use they're names or the short versions of their names Iz and Smo (but the way Izou pronounces Smo it sounds like 'Sumo'. Sometimes they'll say Izzy and Smokey.

6. Who says ‘I love you’ first?

IZOU - From the moment Izou saw them lasting forever, the moment he knew Smoker was the one, the one he'd grow old with, he told him. That was the first time Smoker ever blushed. Izou has many photos of it.

7. Who’s the messiest one?

IZOU - clothes, makeup, fabric, sewing supplies, combs and brushes, hair products, loose hair, all his fluffy slippers, multi silk robes, chocolate bars and candy wrappers. EVERYWHERE

8. Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA?

SMOKER - Izou will straight up m*lest Smoker in public - rubbing his pecs, pinching his butt, sliding his fingers up his shirt to caress his abs. Izou is a freak! And Smoker hates it because it's often in front of his co-workers.

9. Who’s the funniest drunk?

BOTH - or neither. They're quiet even when it comes to their drunken states. Izou does laugh more but he doesn't necessarily do anything that's funny. However, they both become much sexier, incredibily sexy - the both of them, once they get a little tipsy. They're fun drunks but not funny drunks.

10. Who texts the most?

IZOU - Smoker is a busy man, he can't be on his phone all day texting. Izou is a homebody and works from home so he has plenty of free time but he spends more of it dancing or crafting. When he finishes a project or outfit, he'll send Smoker a photo or quick video of his progress. Smoker really likes the dance videos but only 👍 reacted to the blanket Izou made for Marco and Ace (hohoho see what I did there?)

11. Who has the most embarrassing taste in music?

NEITHER - Izou has impecable taste in music, thank you very much! Smoker doesn't really listen to music.

12. Who reads the most?

SMOKER - He reads lots and lots and lots of reports and news articles. He is always doing research. Izou prefers movies to books (loves the HP and Narnia films, has never read any of the books. Same with twilight. All his friends hate him for it)

13. Who’s better with kids?

SMOKER - Izou is harsh with kids. He had cruel teachers growing up so he doesn't know what a gentle rearing hand is like, so he treats children like tiny adults (think Sanji strangling Momonosuke during Punk Hazard). Smoker is amazing with kids. He looks scary but he will treat them with respect and kindness (remember Loguetown?)

14. Who’s the one that fixes things around the house?

IZOU - Izou is always home so he pretty much takes care of everything. He's very handy and can fix almost anything but if it's out of his depth he'll shoot a text to Ace and he'll come over and fix it.

15. Who cooks and who cleans up?

IZOU - Again, he's in charge of the home, expenses too, so he's in charge of grocery shopping and whatnot. He usually cooks but on Smoker's days off, Smoker sometimes cooks if he feels like it or they do it together. But more often than not on Smoker's off days they go out to eat. When they have company over for dinner (family or some people from Smoker's work), Izou will cook the main part of the meal but buy the sides from the supermarket or from a restaurant (pasta salads, stir fries, etc) it makes clean up much easier and he can still say he made dinner (all compliments with only half of the work 😆😆😆)

Giving me the option to make it platonic… cute 😂

I'm so sorry, it got 18+ and a little long, so the smutty part is under the cut.

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They couldn’t be allowed to fight, Smoker knew that. If they did, his job would be on the line.

When they encountered a bunch of Whitebeard pirates, he didn’t know which division it was, but he knew they couldn’t let them just go without even trying to stop them. He just really hoped it wasn’t the sixteenth division.

Smoker didn’t know the lower ranked pirates by name, face, or to which division they belonged, and between the trees of the forest on this island, it was hard to see them all. So, he just kept fighting each pirate he came across one by one, not daring to look for their leader, just in case.

Seeing three pirates come at him at the same time, he turned his right arm into smoke, wrapping it around all three of them. He slowly increased the smoke’s density, making it impossible for them to move, and harder for them to breath.

Without warning, Smoker was slammed against a tree from behind, his left hand held in place above his head, by a haki-clad hand, making him drop the jitte he’d been holding. The impact made him lose control over his smoke, which gave the three pirates a chance to escape.

“It’s been a while, Smoker,” Said an all too familiar voice right beside him, breath tickling Smoker’s neck.

Fuck. Smoker cursed the stirring between his legs when he heard that voice. The body pressing him hard against the tree, didn’t help either. “Izou,” he acknowledged the man.

“I’ll handle him, guys, move along,” Izou said to his three subordinates, who had just been freed from the marine’s smoke, and they scurried away. With them left Smoker’s hope at a decent ending of this fight.

Izou brought his lips close to his captives’ ear again. “I missed you.” He gave his words some more emphasis by pushing his crotch even harder against Smoker’s ass. “Did you miss me too?”

A quiet moan escaped Smoker’s throat. This was exactly what he’d been afraid of. All his life he’d been catching pirates, and they meant nothing to him. Not a single one could evoke any kind of emotion in him, except maybe anger. No one but Izou, who knew exactly what to do to him to make him horny. Every. Single. Time. And the worst thing? Izou knew it too.