Lethal Company is made up of three violent, self-indulgent, hard-to-kill clown school drop outs. But it's okay because they love each other. Not really. Mainly it's okay because they keep each other occupied so nobody else has to deal with them.
Diofae is our top leaf (primarily. This club spins like a beyblade sometimes). In addition to the typical Auspistice job of 'make sure they don't maim/kill each other' Diofae is mainly tasked with reducing the amount of damage done to property and bystanders when his two bottom leafs are in the same room. Given they are attached at the hip it's a full-time job that he sometimes doesn't bother to clock in for. He's got his own things to deal with and frankly he didn't ask to be in this relationship. One could argue he's a bad Auspistice because of that but depending on his mood he'll either ignore the debate entirely or leave the person with a broken jaw. Talk shit get hit.
Amy is one of the bottom leafs and the main physical threat in the relationship. Not because she's the primary aggressor, but because it's loosely acknowledged that if her patience ever runs out then the whole relationship is over. Because everyone will be dead. She's possesive and cold and cares little for social convention, even the kind that should benefit her. If she wants something then she takes it and if you can't stop her for whatever reason that's none of her concern. It's unclear exactly what she feels for her other two leafs. It's fortunate that her size and silhouette are recognizable enough on their own as people have trouble remembering what exactly her face looks like.
Iylene in fact is the primary aggressor in the relationship. He bites, kicks, and climbs all over his quadmates as his main form of attention seeking behavior. Which could be cute if the bites weren't with full teeth and the kicks weren't with bruising force. Some people are secretly thankful that he picked Amy as his primary target because many others probably couldn't handle the constant onslaught. Despite hurting his quadmates physically he has nothing but praise to say about them and infact greatly admires them for being able to knock him on his ass nightly. He's a cockroach. No matter how many times he gets shoved or hit or crushed he comes right back with a big ol smile on his face.
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Under the Read More you will find The Clowns that live on this blog as well as some basic social information on them and links to personal profiles (for those who have them).
The Dark Carnival - Main flagship, for the ones who want to get real serious about whatever they wanna do. The top dogs. The heart of the church.
Hiyett Fectan: A young Acrobatterer trainee with a very uncanny ability to dodge. He's fresh to fleet and nervous as fuck but shows promise. Doesn't look his kin in the eye if he doesn't have to. There's gonna be a ton of growing pains with this one.
Greyis Sskten: Big Beautiful Bastard with Nothing going on in his head. Fully graduated Subjugulator. Friendly, often found in the library reading scripture, and will happily help you find books or even read aloud to you. Do you know he has a moirail? Of course you do he doesn't let people forget it.
Kuezal Acusis: Pip-squeak with a resting bitch face and a real nasty mouth. Doesn't get out much. Occasionally, lingers in the training halls and just watches with a notebook. The secret of how he got on the main flagship is explained if you ever see him get REAL into painting.
Leilan Hescor (right photo more recent): Recently reached full Laughsassin status after a mission that caused the addition of tear lines in her paint. Suitably quiet and unsettling, as all laughsassins should be. Despite her profession, she can be found doing other, more physically strenuous exercises in the training rooms. Did you know she has a moirail? OF COURSE YOU DO-
Vasmet Esmavu: Was a great Acrobatterer before his leg got fucked up. Total speed demon, flash steps like a motherfucker. Absolute beaut on the field and kept the energy going even when the last person was downed. Since the accident then he's been more chill and it's kinda disappointing for real. He's not a school feeder for real, more like a tutor, and his pupils got no complaints.
Kiriah Veliom "Spade": oh my god this fucking slut- Been in half the fleet and the other half has been in him. Works most during conscription season. Like what does he even do any other time why is he even hERE FUCK-
Ashley Monett - The Axetetic: Painting and Chapel Work basics schoolfeeder. He knows his stuff and is good if you need more one-on-one help. Sometimes people come from off ship to go see him in a side room of his office. Fucks that about...
Elixer and Stardust
Tenres Tekqui: Biomedical repairtroll. Been at this a while and it shows. Mostly keeps to themself.
The Freakshow
Diofae Atmaro: Subjugulator with a mean right cross and a nice rack. Relatively young which makes his success in missions, and subsequent lack of interest in ascending the ranks, infuriating to more than a few individuals. Bad attitude but gives great head. Lets you pull on his horns and stuff too... Oh yeah and he's got a hammer.
"Amy": uh... stay away from Iylene and you should be fine? Big, fucking, mace. Suspected Subjugulator.
Iylene ??????: Itchy, giggly, slippery motherfucker. Joker fighting style and a blatant disregard of pain. His horns are covered in a silver cap of some kind. Likes to invade people's space if they let him. Durable little shit can get thrown through a wall and bounce back in a second. Honestly, he would be more suited to The Sinner if not for his bad habit of biting people and graphic speech patterns.
The Sinner
"BB": A fine ass Joker with a rainbow-drenched jewelry box and wicked party planning skills. Part-time rapper, part-time comedian, full time beloved icon on ship and off. Offical ranking is pretty loose on the fleet but when they start talking you should probably open your ears and get to listening. On a less grand scale, there's many an anecdote of them going around and checking on people at parties in a way that doesn't harsh the vibe. Appears to have a soft spot for dorks and losers.
Hopsin Juhmps: Itty bitty ball of fun. If you ask they will tell you they are a Contorturenist. Can usually be seen skipping rather than walking. Good for a laugh and always a fun, if not always fair, sport. Has recently been witnessed at BB's heels more often then not and it doesn't seem like anyone is annoyed with the arrangement.
