#diofae

Diofae is our top leaf (primarily. This club spins like a beyblade sometimes). In addition to the typical Auspistice job of 'make sure they don't maim/kill each other' Diofae is mainly tasked with reducing the amount of damage done to property and bystanders when his two bottom leafs are in the same room. Given they are attached at the hip it's a full-time job that he sometimes doesn't bother to clock in for. He's got his own things to deal with and frankly he didn't ask to be in this relationship. One could argue he's a bad Auspistice because of that but depending on his mood he'll either ignore the debate entirely or leave the person with a broken jaw. Talk shit get hit.

Amy is one of the bottom leafs and the main physical threat in the relationship. Not because she's the primary aggressor, but because it's loosely acknowledged that if her patience ever runs out then the whole relationship is over. Because everyone will be dead. She's possesive and cold and cares little for social convention, even the kind that should benefit her. If she wants something then she takes it and if you can't stop her for whatever reason that's none of her concern. It's unclear exactly what she feels for her other two leafs. It's fortunate that her size and silhouette are recognizable enough on their own as people have trouble remembering what exactly her face looks like.