May 13
Is. Is that a cucumber?
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Is. Is that a cucumber?
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She's clearly been drinking...a lot.
Perhaps other substances have been involved...
@itsrainingcucumbers -
He stared incredulously at all the women around him and in a near faint said "How is one to choose a wife amongst all this beauty!"
(Unprompted)
"... Is that a cucumber?"
"Don't look at me, plants are Persephone's deal."
"I'm already married, Mr. Cucumber...."
"Barking up the wrong tree here, salad topping."
"I already have a girlfriend..."
"Darn right she does!" She clung to Athena's arm.
"I don't date produce..."
"Keep walkin', gherkin."
"Any of you gonna eat that? I'm *STARVIN'*~"
“Oh wow! A sentient cucumber? Well, that’s a first.”
"Pretty sure I'm bigger than you." -suggestive eyebrow wiggle-
“C-Come on, size don’t matter, right??”
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I will sing with you!
@itsrainingcucumbers
❝ When I was [ two ] years old I left my lips out in the c o l d, And they turned ( blue ) dattebayo! What could I do? ❞
I need to be in the presence of perfection, I looked, and looked, and looked and none compared to you, My Lady. Surely I can make your dreams come true and make you my queen?
"Your Majesty... What an honor... I hardly--why, I hardly know what to say..." A prodigious blush is flowering behind the powder on her face.
@itsrainingcucumbers || x
What in the fresh hell was this!? King cucumber? Bride?? This has gotta be some sort of weird dream. He should really stop eating cucumber sandwiches before bed...
“ M- marriage!? Uhh... I don’t know if I’m ready for that kind of commitment! ”