#itsawsten

howdey cowboy - you think you could dress like that for a little while longer? || @itsawsten

[✉ ➳ text: double dare king]

babe, it's getting close to nova's first birthday why am i stressing that we haven't planned shit? i'm so excited that you're finally home and all mine again.// @itsawsten

private: hey babe....// @itsawsten

Man, you look like you know at least three guys named ‘Xander’ who owe you money. And I mean that respectfully. You’ve got the energy of someone who’s either about to headline a festival or accidentally start a small fire in a green room. So when you were a kid, was this always the plan? Or did your personality just slowly become legally uncontainable? @itsawsten

So I have to admit, I didn’t expect your music to hit me emotionally and also make me feel like I accidentally walked into a chaotic sleepover at the same time. That’s impressive. Do you always write like you’re daring your own feelings to keep up with you, or did you wake up one day and decide subtlety was overrated? | @itsawsten

Based on the cube rule of fode, a hot dog is a taco and a Big Mac is a cake. Discuss. | @itsawsten

text : congrats on being a disney legend! we should celebrate!