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crimsongarrote replied to your post “THE FOOD KEEPS TRYIN TA BITE ME !!!”
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Sielutale Sans loves Comedy shows
I mean, its obvious he should hes a fucking Sans. But one of his favorite comedians is Gabriel Iglesias.
One day, Hes at a politcal party with his mom and dad (Toriel and Asgore for those new/havent read the rest yet) where they have to meet with several parties and discuss boring stuff agendas with them.
Keep in mind, Sans usually has to tone down his accent in order for most of the people around him to understand what the diddly darn fuck he’s saying.
Welp one of those parties says something really stupid, and Toriel gets to a heated debate with them while Asgore is on the sidelines like “Boy howdy here we go.”
Sans looks over and sees a camera crew coming over to see what the fuss is about.
He looks over at his mom getting slowly more and more angry with the party.
He wants to.
He has to.
He needs to.
Its just too god damn perfect.
He does it.
He walks over to the camera crew like one does sneaking through tall grass and goes, in his Australian accent at full strength, “Hey, ‘ow ya doin?” He looks over at his mom and points, “Look o’er there! Right there. Tha’s a Toriel. That Toriel is bout 7′4 and can rip inta a man in ‘bout ten seconds.” He pauses, “Imma poke it.“
The camera crew is practically dying, but they hold in their laughter until Sans gets closer and boops her on the arm.
Toriel, who’s nearly frothing at the mouth because f the parties stupidity at this point, whips her head around and snaps, “WHAT?”
Sans only response is to jump back and yell, “ITS ANGRY!!” before taking off. Anyone around who gets the reference is rolling. The video is later released onto Youtube and its Viral within a few days.
Please stop
Maybe recognize you're not the only one doing that
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Oh angsty pandora playlist get me through this day with my mother.
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FUCKIN CRAMPS ARE BACK
MY UTERUS HEARD ME TALKING SHIT
changed fucking icon.
Why? Because A. People got my main blog mixed up with my rp blog. So I fixed it. And B. It’s a fucking angry milk bottle, what’s else is there to say?
Reincarnation? My family and I were visiting my father’s home town two years ago. On the last day I was walking near a graveyard when my dog decided to take a nice big dump by one of the graves. While I was cleaning it up and praying that its angry soul wasn’t going to follow me home or something, I noticed it had my dad’s first and last name on it. When I took a closer look I realized that this man had died the same year that my father was born. He found me and asked what I was doing. I asked everyone on his side of the family if they knew who he was. No one ever knew him. He wasn’t even in the records…
Edit: Guess its angry soul did follow me home😂. @sixpenceee
