#it's them!!!!

The Bastard

-spot, my small boi, is like 5'2 while sarah is like 6'0

-also they’re both trans. like every time i make a list of newsies headcanons? yeah all the characters are trans. sarah is a trans girl n spot’s her trans boy bf

-sarah is spot’s stronk gf. she could kill a man. she is Strong. spot lovs her sm ,,

-sarah? the most protective. not in like the ‘you can’t make eye contact with another female or else i’ll assume you’re cheating’ kind of protective but more in the 'spot maybe i should cut that apple bc that knife is really close to ur hand and i really don’t want u to get hurt sPOT HOLY SHIT PLEASE BE MORE CAREFUL’ kind of protective

-spot steals sarah’s sweatshirts bc they’re way too big on him and oversized hoodies are his fave things ever. sarah’s heart melts whenever her small bf is basically drowning in her sweatshirt bc he’s Too Cute,,,,

-they’re both really soft but also really badass. like they could scare someone away simply by glaring at them but also they like hugs, hand holding, and snuggles

-spot? terrible at taking care of himself. sarah always has to remind him to take his meds, sleep, eat, take his binder off, etc. bc he’s a mess

-literally spot is so fuckin small compared to his gf like. he’s tiny please save him

-sarah basically looks like she’s spot’s bodyguard or smthn when the two are walking around together in public bc she’s so much taller than him. it doesn’t help that sarah always wears sunglasses (at least in modern au). it only adds to the bodyguard look ,,

-it’s ok tho spot loves his tall goilfriend sm ,,,, her height is vvv good

-pros of tall gf: amazing hugs, can reach the shelves that spot can’t reach, spot gets to be little spoon, everyone is scared of her so spot gets to avoid social interaction

-cons of tall gf: ???

-sarah wearing skirts or dresses? spot’s weakness. he dies. he transcends. his gf is too pretty. he does not deserve such a pretty gf. he cries

-spot dies inside every time he kisses sarah. how did he get such an amazing girlfriend?? the world may never know. he cries every time they do something mildly affectionate. he lovs her sm

-sarah loves her small emotional bf ,,, she carries him around on her shoulders and holds his hand and smorches him. they’re in love