#it was.

putting on my glasses to make sure Tumblr was actually recommending I purchase a sexy Anubis bookend.

— I FOUND ADAM'S OLD PINTEREST ACCOUNT WHERE HE MADE WHISPERS I'M GONNA SOB

weve known the oven in this place runs hot since weve moved in but wed assumed it was only like 25°F max for a while but things were still burning and wed found an old oven thermometer that seemed to indicate that it was running 50°F hot but that thermometer was really old and seemed to have issues and food was still a bit crispy (rip the onions id tried to roast for a soup that one time that turned to charcoal) so we got a fancy digital thermometer (also doubles as a meat thermometer) and uh turns out the oven runs a whole 90°F hot

had a dream last night that i was trying to find something in a cupboard while beast slept nearby, but he woke up from the sound and was like “there is this helpful list of everything kept in that cupboard in order. would you like for me to help you look?” and i was like “thank you but it is something i brought so it wouldn’t be on there” and he was like “ahh shame” and started watching tv. stark contrast to the singular doom dream i have ever had where he drove this giant triangular thing across the parking lot at the front of my neighborhood to get to his plane and i was like “do we really have to take the doommobile to go forty feet?” and he was like “it is NOT a doommobile.” but then when we got in the plane he was pouting like “…do you really think it’s a doommobile?”

IT WAS SO BAD TODAY I EVEN HAD TO GO TO MY FUCKING SUPERVISOR TO BE LIKE "hey yeah i hate to complain and rat on someone like this but can you please tell them they actually need to work and cant just leave in the middle of a rush hour?"

New follower, lovely birthday gift for me! I sure hope it isn't a potential scammer 😁