Now, I know Blorbo has committed... various crimes, some of which I support, and some I'm like, eeeh bro really about. He wasn't at his most stable for all of them, though.
But to me, the worst one? Is him spreading misinformation about horses.
Maybe you're like, "Combo, what" (normal reaction), but when he was stalling (heheheh) for time and having his little (frankly justified) rant about his sorry excuse for a father, and compared him to a rutting stallion?
Factually incorrect.
Horses don't go into rut! Mares will go into heat, which can, uh, get some nearby stallions going, but stallions don't go into rut. That's not a thing. That's just not how horse biology works. They aren't like deer.
He knows almost everything, remembers everything, but apparently he never learned anything about horses. A shame, as it has made his metaphors as well as me, personally, suffer. It would have be-hooved him to read up on these majestic creatures, so he could have nailed it.
