Okay so quick fact about Wolfwood: The Punisher itself weighs about 100 kilograms (roughly 220 pounds). And he's just casually slinging it around like it's styrofoam.
So when I see a headcanon/fic where Nico is effortlessly manhandling and throwing his partner around, I go insane because #1, hot, and #2 it's pretty damn accurate.
oh great heavens something is purring…..







